03/03/2006 "SANREMO & SANLADRO"
Here we are again on these screens with the pursuit and prosecution of the thief of all thieves, that the Orlu in venice!
The Unbearable IN VENICE "
of
Erica Moretti As such it is, that the trough of the Betta dragging me always looking for Laid. There fox hunting? Sunday, October 1, 2006
Risk Tolerance Questionaire Mcq Types
There is also hunting and shit with a capital letter because it is not shit: it is Shit ... if you know who I mean!
How did it happen this time?
Well, immediately after the London premiere of Kingdom of Heaven, we were already in withdrawal Lutrume and I never think of the Consequences of my actions I told sluts Pig 'Betta! Hound of evil shadow of darkness, nightmare of Beelzebub, the enemy of the people and good people, and black comes along with winged troiaio connected ... Pursue ... chase the crap and do not give him peace! Dovunqu'egli we will be there! " Betta And so he did, looking at me with eyes Super Chicca exclaimed" Ericheit, if you come to Venice, right? "And there
Please note that says "Shall we go?" but "I come from?" and you know why? Why should the Betta end of the world and in the ass to the whale to breathe a bit 'of abject! But let's jump forward and reach my gosh Come and Sunday the week before the presentation of E-Town. Betta One day he went into the black forest (sung by me) and all animals ... ahem ... I called and told me "Ericheit not know if Orlando is in Venice" and here breathed a sigh of relief "But I I called the Biennale ... more or less 30 times ... and I do not know how to say anything ... "pause" They told me to call the manufacturer of the film ... "pause" Paramount know? "pause" If you come here and give him a call? "" Aho! What have you sniffed the lighter Betta? You did the aerosol with the exhaust pipe of the machine? Have you eaten bread and stupid today? Like hell! "
And Betta" Venvia! You are going to break my balls dell'Ivy the goalkeeper and you make me a phone call? "
What the bitch did not tell me (and I confess that the only way home after the fight with Fetenza) was not I would just call made at Paramount, but to Robin, the press secretary blonde.
However for the time I had survived the six feet of Gnocchini has bestowed its ugly presence at the Venice Film Festival by putting out the flames in his underwear to Betta and death on me.
"Triptych MERDAIOLE"
From Al Bano and Romina we were, we became rich and poor when we have been joined by the version of Blue Tooth Klarissa-Plus. The
Klarissa-Plus had the ignition timer to 04.00 am and from Terni (a branch of Langley) and arrive in Florence where we had to fetch me and Bettamòn at 08:16 hours der shit ...
Suffering to sound the alarm you can imagine the more so since I went to bed an hour impractical because they are stupid.
As with any family I leave I feel the beating of giant wings and waxy but this time, since I was away one day only, recommended that Sandra has run only drive slowly because the curves of the Apennines are traitors to the side of good ... luck!
My poor parents, believing it again (and maybe it was the only one) in my sanity, I thought we were and other young men went to Venice to see the race and then to the news of the evening saw a guy attacked by screaming and flash, he knows under the name of Orlando Bloom and lost all hope of seeing me with family and a stable job ...
However, I drive the Yellow-mobile to the station to be expert in case-Betta cenquaranta he needs a change (that has always guided her then it is irrelevant) and collect the super KP 3000 satellite system that sits on the back seat rather sleepy. So it was at 09.00 and
about us, Il Trittico, we would go.
I was proclaimed queen ruled the car and my little dictatorial state through all the cd's Yellow Manone and his brother (also the older brother of Mani from Brotherhood of the Wolf ...) to tell whether the Betta a rare edition of the Kamasutra starring her and a certain Orlando while Klarissa-Plus, just because it is the Klarissa-Plus, disappeared at regular intervals around a huge map from which came only with the voice directions.
But the best thing was the beginning of the journey
"Betty, where are we going?"
"Bo, I think to seize the highway ..."
"How do you think ..."
"I know a mica"
" You do not know the way? "" No! "
" But bad bean, that is you drive or do not know the way? "" Ahahahahah! No! "
" mbe ... ... I think that going to look dovemo Bologna is not it? "
... silence ..." Eh Yes, actually ... "
" Betta See, see? That's it! "
" ... Shut up you idiot, you even know where to go! "
The Betta driving very well, we say that the wheel is a man ... I say that even in Orlando said the Betta is a man but we'll get in a little '...
The journey proceeds smoothly up to the barrier of Mestre and exit the highway, instead of being attentive to the indications to Venezia centro, me and Klarissa we went in on a mystical crisis of cacosi cd which Manone , why do not we remember that the soundtrack was absolutely ... we had to call him to let us say (was Rain Man) and its in the meantime that I insulted him for his musical choices and things Betta screaming obscenities in a vain attempt to impress his cousin, we missed the turn to go to the pier that had Klarissa timidly tried to sign ...
"Sandy ... you had to really turn left ... "
" When? "
" Oh, about two hundred meters is ... "
" Really? "
" You idiot, I felt that I was on the phone ... "So that
Bettaccia is a ploy to stop , turns and leads us to the free parking in Terminal Fusina.
We have ten minutes to seize the boat or boat or whatever it is, so that sweaty as metalworkers, at the ripe hour of noon and shit, we ran all curved to the pier.
"Vomiting is GREEN
And you know how I know? Why
between me and the other two I have made a barrel.
Venice is a wonderful city, who has never been to Venice loses the experience of a lifetime. In Venice, you're on another planet, when and how all are completely different.
Venice, the city water, the city of lovers, each view is the ideal romantic Venice ... after you've just seen Orlando and have the heart to shreds and that dick Your friend, who I will not name names starting with "S" and ends up "andra", tells you the gondolas floating in placid and says candidly
"Look! Imagine you and Orlando, it was nice tonight, embraced in the moonlight and the gentle grooves plowed in Venice and he whispers sweet words to the ear while ouch! "
... eh? ... How? ... What was that 'ouch? The divine punishment that affects the Betta whenever appointment Orlondola the Gondola!
were saying?
Ah yes! Venice ... we want to talk dell'interessantissimo transport system in Venice?
Let's talk then. Perhaps
channels the innermost are quieter, but I assure you that the lines that serve the Giudecca Canal to dance well! From Terminal Fusina
you get to rafts, floating docks it with the tip toward the street because the pier is on the side and is surrounded by large piles of gaily flapping on which every wave, causing fluctuations in rebounds and an attraction worthy of the landmark Big Ben .
The problem is not in fact the crossing, is when the shuttle stops!
Can we get after some old women who are upright legs go screaming and we cling to each other and with sweaty legs soft wondering if at that time the Anglo-Saxon if inverecondissima Shit I was coming to the Lido comfortably seated on a private boat with a toilet on board and drink iced in his dirty hand.
After having proclaimed that I had to pee and put something under your teeth as it were a past, we are left Klarissa the front of the church of the Jesuits and leaves in search of a way to shorten the distance between us and the disgust that wanders from undisturbed Somewhere a few miles from us.
Well, thanks to advanced technologies Macintosh and a sophisticated satellite system ("Oh well I go from here to the Lido?"), The Klarissa-Plus locates the line of boat that would take us there. And here starts the trauma! From the "land" part of a walkway which leads to a large rectangle made of concrete bus shelter and who has the ugly features of floating, pull up here several lines of acquabus (do not know how to call it ...) Now
, stops floating and swaying in a shameful manner if you do not have sea legs or you were not born in Venice is a bit 'a problem ... after 5 minutes Betta had fled back to the mainland, with pale face and curly long hair in the wind he was slightly hunched with his eyes lost the horizon to see which line came, I was sweating but cold and snot lost staggering and smiled bravely resisted the Klarissa which, abbandonatasi against the glass, holding the bag chest with an open mouth and blind eyes turned to the sky in a silent prayer, while the bus swayed and swayed
... Of the two lines that were passing by, one was almost empty and one filled up to capacity.
Guess' quel'era ours?
ramming as Japanese in meters, the long nose to get some 'air, sailing towards the shore and untamed we make stops in S. Zaccaria, Gardens, St Helena and finally the Lido, or rather because Laid Betty says that the English pronounce it! Laid
I knew that was an Anglo-Saxon six feet tall with a military potential by excommunication but the world is beautiful because it is various!
go down more and more pale and with tears in his eyes (it was almost there) and take the bus (the normal one with wheels) running wheel for continuous two years of cinema.
ask a lady "Excuse me, but for the film festival that I have to stop going down?"
The lady looks at me condescendingly and whispers to me "At the terminus figliuooola."
At its terminus it all down and the back half.
"DUMMY AND PLIERS"
The two red pillars with lions on gold welcome us and the K-Plus starts scanning for viruses, while Betty and I are still stunned to tell us a story What will we do when we catch all'Orlibertino, Klarissa the part about his All-Star black legs eagerly planning to herself to look for tickets for the first E-Town, possibly three seats next to Spider Ragnosco Bloom.
Klarissa had the All-Star because he had done the same reasoning and eclectic my Betta
"The weather has made for Sunday in Venice?"
"Thunder."
"Well, then I put my sneakers."
Back the butcher, the tickets were right there waiting for us and included in the 8 euro was also a French kiss with Orlabbro, then snatching the Kla calls us to our dreams and I see that some Betta-Marathon Travel
yelling "Come!"
In a sim-sala-bim that the following was gasping, "I knew I knew it I knew it!" because I thought he had really found the ticket (which as I said just waiting for us), on the other hand big screen was a press conference in real-time crew of Elizabeth.
"Aah ..." I exclaimed Cameron Crowe on the big face "I thought you had found the balls ..." I get it ... cts on
Laid between the ugly, beautiful and Byzantine, bright eyes in an almost creepy smile of ineffable schiaffeggevolezza and inconceivable, he spoke into the microphone with rogue behavior fiddling with the headphones as a virgin primadonna because curses on him, he wanted to respond even when a beloved had nothing to do shit!
OH YOU! Unworthy goldfinch! May
give the hunter a bludgeoned on the head and drag you into my vile lair!
... obviously these things while standing in the middle of the road gasping and my eyes filled with tears, I kept myself to myself, but the Betta has heard them all ... oh, if he has heard!
Without any ceremony, while the poor girl trying to escape, I grabbed every point protruding twisting and pulling and crushing, so that you saw a pale girl and perfectly still with his eyes fixed on the screen and another that instead writhing next with occasional screams pitifully complaining the most acute and seemingly for no reason ... poor Betta-Punch, I close my finger so hard that I had a purple pacifier to one side. Klarissa
The right has run away in a hurry and went to lick the columns of the Excelsior hotel, no excuse me, Grand Hotel Excelsior ... a great place by six zeros. "Well that's enough!" Exclaimed "I have to: a) piss, oh excuse me, pee b) Ciiibo, so no time in my half Mademoiselle go to the place of decency and after which the canteen! Let's go! "And I started waving my arms to the conquest of health! I found them very
clean and comfortable to use, if it were not for the crazy despotic dressed as the nanny of "101 Dalmatians" which gave dictatorial rules about who should get access to what.
After lunch we then found himself face to face with the safety problem of the Betta.
She had scissors and forceps in a backpack that will surely be played under the metal detector which, being of Papa Betta, could not possibly be confiscated.
Why the hell did the forceps and then it would pass under the metal detector?
the second answer you right away.
identifying the pavilion where they were projected E-Town we noticed the guards and metal detectors in which we had thought of having to go by force, it goes without saying that we had to get rid of forceps and scissors (Mamma-Betta).
So the first thing we try to sbolognarle luggage storage at the beginning of the show, but there we mock mercilessly and indeed also evaluate seriously arrest not to mention the fact that from head to foot and only now I'll explain why; under the metal detector passes only those who access the hall and then invited to the screening.
three of us, sweating like diggers, dressed as a fishmonger and combed with hand grenades could only be involved in the cleanup of the spittoon!
Anyway, the words of my professor of physics, did not know where to put them.
the alchemical snatched the Betta and approach the flower beds with step lopsided, his eyes darting here and there, when I'm pretty sure that no one is watching me, I bend down and hide forceps and scissors on a concrete thing in the midst of the bushes, waiting for the SWAT me weights on him and shoot me ... could be a bomb, right?
However, we did well and we found later, so all in all it was not a bad idea ... but, because Betty had that stuff behind?
"BRESAUA!"
Before you get to know those of luggage, but after emptying the bladder, attacked the cashier with a sandwich kiosk on their faces, jack ass that was slow and all the tickets we munched on his face a juicy sandwich, were undaunted by her friend sprawled on the fridge side dish of ice cream and also biascicante, two guys with the black shirt who worked at the bar also very taken by them do not shit, the little woman a little hysterical 'we pulled back the sandwiches and another blonde girl.
The scene was a bit 'Dante, from their counter dipensavano bad food at speeds from person to person and below there have been about fifteen people at different levels of appetite elbowing each other and were off to shots backpack. We do all quiet
your receipt and we go in an orderly tail in the breathless mass protruded receipts all'istericissima Mrs. peroxide.
"Chicken ... CHICKEN! Who took the chicken! "
I had taken a sandwich with the chop ... but of course she did not know that defining" chicken "and even then I had given the ticket, so silent in patient waiting for my turn.
"Verduraaa! ... VERDURAAA! But who took the vegetables! "Circling screams, holding a sandwich with tomato, cheese and lettuce she mysteriously called" vegetable "sandwich ... even just vegetables.
"I ... I took a lady with cheese ..." is a timid girl.
"That is it!" Yelled the old acid throwing the Frisbee saucer model.
The poor lack the power and the sandwich spilling across the counter.
We were not far that the grandmother became super sayan.
Suppressing a curse eliminates the sandwich with a kick and turns furious to launch another "chicken" and other "vegetables" under the plate while the girl looks around trying to figure out if this was sold out according to the other, or seemed only to her . The
Klarissa had taken a sandwich with bacon, grabs him from the clutches of the mad with the permanent and looks for a vacant table, I can give her my order.
The "Vegetable" I take the raw chicken I unfortunately I had to warm up ... damn, I'm going to put down the sandwich from the table Kla returned from Betta yet that she could not be heard from the lady.
"Chicken ... CHICKEN! CHICKEN Damn! I UNDERSTAND WHY I HAVE ORDERED AND IT MUST BE! "Beads and another rotating Frisbee lettuce.
At one point, while this curse the devil, the blond girl turns around with a sandwich in hand and shouting "BRESAUA!" I look
"BRESAUA" repeats determined, in case anyone had not heard.
looked down at the sandwich in his hand just in case I had to have misunderstood ... but it was just the dried beef.
"BRESAUA!" He says again, this time impatiently.
I could not take anymore!
then came my sandwich hot, grab it and run away with the knees at ear while I burst into laughter with his mouth open and she continues to yell "Bresaua"
After a few minutes, the time I Further improvements are to get over bresaua arrives Sandruman swearing on something, we decided to gorge themselves, to take our water and then bring us at last to await the return of the King ... of the beating in the head.
I eagerly bit into the chicken sandwich that turns out to be good and swallow big gulps of water, the Betta as usual does not drink because he does not want Klarissa and having to do it quietly sank into a wicker chair munching his sandwich to the corpse.
"Yuck! ..." He murmurs quietly slipping two fingers in his mouth.
Extracts a white thing that hides under his towel in disgust.
"Well," I do throwing the bark of my sandwich and now that the vegetables! "
" Yum yum ... Kla, hand me the pendant that I'll fix it! "Is the Betta legs full of crumbs.
"Bresauaaaaa" you hear in the distance.
"Here you see? El Chico has run off the metal on the bottom line ... "The Betta-repair
suddenly pulls out scissors and tongs.
"Betty, what the hell is that?"
"To fix the pendant that we should give the Laid!"
"Ptuh ... but what's inside here? ..." And another body goes to the first company to under the napkin.
"Bresauaaaaaa"
"So much has to go right," said the Betta squeezing the pliers with both hands.
"Beautiful Klarissa this pendant!" I say as I extract it from his mouth huge costs of launching off a lettuce and tomato granite.
"Spuh! ... Right? Dead ... there's stuff in my bread ..."
"That's it, went to place ... "
" But what are these big leaves of lettuce? "
" Ptuuuh ... but this sucks, this is a cemetery! "
" BRESAAAUA "
Once raccatiamo our bag and sneaked off to the ordeal , to suffering, to thrill, fear and disgust, toward Orlando.
"OLD vs BETTA"
After trotting Sandruman hidden tools to search for the true Grail, which is our first line to heaven, the scrap metal with which our ribs would imparentante for 4 or 5 hours later, mindful of what he said Israel's girlfriend at the premiere of KOH in London, no queue at the entrance to the ground but we ride fast to the bottom until you find just the front row and there clinging like mussels to subrstrato us and we'll only at 21 that night .
He had rain but even the shadow of clouds.
"What a bum!" The KLA is "probably comes from Orlando where we will face in the sun perfectly!"
"Damn ..." I replied, raising his eyes to the world on fire, "I do not see anything with the sun in your face!" put on his dark glasses and tear.
As usual, leave hundreds of hypotheses about the direction of the coming of the Lais would come on foot or by car? And he would stop doing the autographs? While
lucubrate with hot sunshine on the brain get in the car Remo Girone (Kulo ke!) And do not remember who, coming down in front of the stairs, make a few autographs and go inside.
worried look run between me and my two friends eclectic: it was as if even here in Cannes? Indeed it is a premiere, is a film festival with more films in competition and the actors do not make the catwalk to the public ... with terror begin to become familiar with the idea that maybe we would have seen only from afar.
auks Betta m'artiglia arm and makes me "... Erica make the vote of the other again! "
raised his eyebrows," What of curses? "The
Lucciano eyes" Yes! "
" Okay, a month without cursing the things the last time, see it up close and able to give him the stuff and this time I want an autograph too! "
" Go! Done! "He says, rubbing his hands. The Kla
assists in silence to the strange ritual of which the other had only read once.
In my heart I wonder, will it work again? However, there
rassegnamo expectation and sit on the ground ... With his back against the fence covered with a white cloth I waterproof my usual mystical moment of the delay; I raise my shoes and socks and stretch out his legs on the rough asphalt hot ... the warmth of the air, the gentle breeze and the post-lunch drowsiness make me fall into a strange state of wakefulness.
observe the feet of people going back and forth without stopping along the way, they view the past and observe the state of his shoes trying to figure out something about themselves and the station Sky before us ceaselessly forward the usual 10 songs ...
Sandruman spippoleggia on the phone with the long cross-trotter, Klarissa not know he does but I feel their presence near, dying in his black shirt with long sleeves, a rich boy next to me, that for all the waiting has only to read Ciak one after another, waiting Cameron Crowe and shortly afterwards I took a short prayer incredible that the show had to go to the directors and not for the actors as they were beautiful, the good ones because they were directors.
agree more with him, but from Cameron Crowe and Orlando Bloom prefer to amuse my hormones with the second.
The party would not be complete without a clash with someone.
shakes from the lethargy that comes over me drooling capto Klarissa's desire to go buy a drink, actually the heat el'arsura levels were rising and so interesting, recommending that kept it on the spot, partly in search of water.
"Can you imagine you come back et'hanno scrubbed the place? "ruzza Betta cheerfully.
"Hahaha!" Is the joyous response of Kla goes off while trolling.
Now, Betty was standing while I was sitting having been decreed that I would have got up at 18 o'clock and all of a sudden, as a direct Eurostar and secure place that had been left in by the very person only for her, get this girl on 65, permed hair dyed by the heavy makeup and dressed in emerald green slips between me and the Betta.
"... uh ... excuse me, this place is busy." Sandruman makes them politely.
grandmother in response shrugs and starts fiddling with her purse black lace.
I look up and stare at the Betta "Oh, tell him that rises to this, otherwise ... m'incazzo"
"Excuse me ... we are holding the post for a friend of ours, is busy!"
At this point he turns angry hag "And where is it written that it is busy? I do not see numbers anywhere! "
" Yes, but that is our friend ... "try Sandruman.
"We're not here to stage" the mummy owl with energy.
I lean to look at the Betta but it seems to have the situation under control and not have to intervene with my truck gauges.
"However, a moment that I'm leaving!" Sentence with a final sketch acid and caustic smile.
Sandruman puts away the Palantir and returns with an even more caustic.
"Betta ... goes away?" Wonder sprawled on the ground.
Two eye ball peeking out from behind the hump in the green witch who was suck his bottle of water "No ... not if they want to go!"
"Do not worry, now when it comes Klarissa it rises from the balls, otherwise have her by the arm and I'll take it off ... "mumbled sleepily.
do not know if it was for the last statement or if the flight was already in his plans, the fact is that the show has gone before he returned to the KLA, however, empty-handed because the water was all over ...
"ORLANDO SE NE VA"
Then come the 18.
I get up on trembling legs and I wipe my forehead.
"Erica, are you okay?" Asks Sandruman.
"Yes ... it's just that ... from now on is a pain!"
C'avete ever noticed that?
During these events is like being drunk. The chemistry of the brain and blood values are modified so as to recreate the environmental situation of a loud drunk.
not you realize what you do, what you say (especially me), nor of what he says or does, and later, when you go to cover the DVD in your mind, you always seems invariably that this happened to someone else and that this is not your memory.
The chronology of events goes to hell and more approaching that person, the more confused they become actions and words ... it's one thing I hate, mostly because when I go to write these reports do a blessed inhuman effort to make them consistent!
This time would not have done except I already knew.
Want to tell you the adrenaline going up every second, how the legs will not keep me as we approached the 19, how I, and Klarissa Betta nascondessimo us every time they passed the cameras or do we go from now Shit?
Eheheheheh ... I understand we go from Caccaman! You could tell that
Orlaido was coming with his August person of the number of photographers on the steps s'assiepavano acting to contain them.
Tiè ugly bastards! Other than Cannes, your place is the fuck out! However
start to go another way and under the famous metal detectors who had access to the projection, the guards are moving people to open the barriers and reach the first machine. Yeah, like that! Without preliminary folks! broke out a roar of screaming hysterics, and I'll take the pulse (128 beats standing still ...) while Betty stands on end at the nipples, the Klarissa was the record of those who live there in the cars.
"What is Cameron Crowe! In the first car ... and the second is with the children ... Sarandon and the Third and in the third! "Screams with no preamble.
I already hung lifeless on the fence.
"WHERE!" Echoed Istery-Betta. The
Klarissa extends her hand and says "There!" And a dark shape with a tail appears in the third car and it is he! The fixed expression
idiotic, deaf to the howls of the crowd because, as usual, when it appears, it's just me and him.
vaguely feel that someone screams Kirsten is sitting next to him and dressed in green bedspread, but at that moment all I have, its zozzosità, once the machine has surpassed, turns like a child on the back seat and smiling in his lousy way to say hello and highly outlaw begins with the hand ... more specifically with the finger (to suppress) the right hand, so that way lutrumoso as only he can do.
He also looked at our side and has moved his finger ... at that point are already in Walhalla, still as a statue of salt and copious tears flowing down my cheeks. I feel
claw "Erica you've seen?" Is the Betta.
"The little finger?" Growl with renewed violence.
"Yes: who would you do?" question again, with eyes reduced to slits.
"Broken all five at once!" Hiss between his teeth.
"Siiiii" I echoed her.
"There he is! Goes down, "shouted the Kla.
"Where!" I lean myself.
"... Orlando! ..." Groans the pants rotten with the Betta. That
troiaio walking down the car and greets her arm, all smiles and flashing eyes, and I did not resist and seize this and starts signing autographs there in front of where he fell.
Betta says it has carried with Kirsten but also if she has fled shortly after by photographers, perhaps because no one cacava or perhaps because he felt murderous waves come on girls ... it was really dressed ... bedspread or curtain grandmother, I can not decide.
I and the other two were in atrial fibrillation.
"Does that come here, let them come here!" But
Thief of Hearts blows a kiss, turns on his heels and walks up the stairs to expose its carcass to the flash of photographers.
reach the cries of despair from all over ... can not do it!
From where I see only his head, while my heart starts to falter.
The Betta does not exist anymore, and the Klarissa aligns the laser satellites to hit with.
We see him do an interview, more photos and I have almost resigned when there he is back!
"Evvivaaaa!" scream.
I lean to try to see better, but a damn fucking bitch rears a timetable big as a bed sheet and shaking with fury, covering the view of anyone after her.
"throw it down!" The cry, but that nothing. Continues to scream and shake as if Orlando was in need of seeing your calendar to remember what he looks.
"to blow them '! DICK! "This time also add" shit "to see if the word can move something.
None.
Madonna #@*§!!" hiss, claw extension and places a fearsome slap down on the hand that holds the calendar that nearly the falls out of hand.
bad.
He looks around a bit 'wingless and finally shows his hand, a satisfaction really tasty.
Then I realize what I did: blasphemy!
With your hands on the cheeks, mouth wide open and empty eye sockets like the painting "The Scream" by Munch, I see Orlando again turns on his heel and began to climb the steps are red like in slow-motion.
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!" screamed like a madman.
At that moment, perhaps because assisted by the "no" than 100 other girls, or perhaps because, having done singing and acting I have developed the "barrel of despair," Orlu turns, with his walking so not-so-lo-mi-miss-the-adjectives and makes the sign of victory, with those two little fingers so that I would introduce me in the mouth and sucking up to strip the flesh off!
"Not that, ANIMAL!" Crazy cry now "HERE! YOU MUST COME HERE! "
And that sucks, almost m'avesse happens, she raises her hand again and makes the universal gesture of saying" later, later "oh God I'm not swinging that index that we do think it's up to me or else forbidden to minors and then does the thumbs up, smiling as he leads, with two or three strides of his wonderful zampacce, out of the reach of our screams within ... ... ...
... went in ...
"HE'S MY BOY"
View other: the life of Sandra leaves the chest and Klarissa shakes his head.
I look around and there are other faces of disappointed little girls, some of their children, starting to clear.
Damn.
In a sim-sala-bim decide my revenge. I will go under the board of E-Town, gather the largest stone that I can lift and throw with my face against the heat of Orlando! Ahahahahahahahahahahaah! ... Uh ... I know it was not his fault, but at that moment seemed a nice thing to do.
However, before implementing my plan criminal, I ask the boy if he knew if they were curly of course there and he said no, because had to go after Matt Damon and Heath Ledger. Orlando
So why we had that sign as if to say "I'll be back later, promised"?
It seemed strange that he had done so much to do, thought I had misunderstood, and seemed even more strange that he intended to wait until the end of the film was not to be Laid.
There was something telling me not to go yet.
While I was trying to decipher the behavior of Orlando and the people slowly went away, the Betta was in the throes of a crisis of "Gone With the Wind."
"Come on let's go!" Over and over again as if nothing had happened.
"Yeah," was the Klarissa "I do not think that succeed from here ..."
"Yes, but then why did this act?" I insist.
"Well I do not know ..." he murmurs Klarissa.
"Come on let's take the ferry." Insisted the Betta.
"Want to go?" Asks the Klarissa, who is also a bit 'in doubt. Betta And "not that I want ... but there is nothing much to do ..." "I know why he's gone ..." I say sadly.
"Why?" Make me in a chorus.
"Why because of that I launched a calendar with bestemmione ..." The
Sandra squeezes his eyes, "Erica, you idiot!"
"But I did it on purpose!" (Agit, agit)
"Well ... then go away ... at this point ..." reinforces the Betta.
"Wait! And if after failing? "I ask with a strange feeling.
"But until the end of the film can not live, we the last ferry leaves at 22:20, we do not have time to catch him."
"Betta but I understand ... I do not think he meant to make us wait until the end of the screening and then if so should not be able to be here ... "
" So why has hinted that he would come back? "asks Klarissa.
"Bo, but I know ... I'd go." Betta does that, I think, could not wait to go to dissolve in tears in a dark corner of Venice.
auks exclaimed "Indeed, everything indicates that now there is nothing to do and it would be better to run to seize the vessel, but he made that gesture ..." thoughtful pause, "... then we want to listen to common sense or do we want to listen to Shit? "
two of them they look, then look at me, seriously considering it, you could go all the way after we had done and more blatantly ignoring the promise of its viscosity? I was sure I
: no, you could not. I did not know how or why but you could not, and while my eyes were burning in the flames of faith in Orlaido and shook his fist in front of me believes I hear hysterical screams and all three, we turn to a man.
the shit, the shit came back out!
laughing and exclaiming, "Holy shit I knew but I knew it!" Tried to pull out the notebook for an autograph and & Kla Betty did the same with their cameras.
He had hurried up its dirty business inside and then failed, he told us to wait, we had done and he had come back to us!
Oh my pigeon! How I loved that thing does not you can understand.
It's strange to describe but to stay there waiting for him because he had told him it was good ... well, he had not told their own only to me but this is a very small detail that I omit happy memories in my future!
short, has made it more real to me (yes, I'm still not entirely convinced, I need some other proof of carnal and try to procure the upcoming appearances ...).
Now we said, this huge balengo arose from the movie palace waving her arm and starting from the bottom has been done (perhaps literally) all over and tell the whole row of people, signing autographs, kissing, embracing and making pictures, along with all the fans that could be achieved, although in the third, fourth row!
The Betta says that never happened, at least you know that an actor has left the projection room started to go back outside to sign autographs for his fans, let alone that he is one of the protagonists.
I was so pleasantly surprised that I was shaking like a pudding from head to toe.
"Betta" call "to me make me a good all mica 'sti emotional changes. I dried the rest to us! "The Betta
instead was no longer in Saltallegro.
renounce lean to try to see it (and then give up on beating lips open hand on the timing of chick ) So it was covered by photographers and try to breathe without hyperventilating. Betta & Kla with boxes, pendants and dvd to give him like two vucumprà
... "He turned away the photographers you see? Chased them, "I hear from behind and looking up because it can distinguish around him now there are only two bodyguards and Robin (Batman was already inside to see the film).
smiles, kisses, hugs and smiles again as I slip into the abyss of unconsciousness alcohol and start to see the distorted perspectives, I do not understand almost anything, except the lock next to me shouting "Orlando" in falsetto and take us all to my ass maybe ... Cameron Crowe wanted language and there was bad but it does not matter. At that time there n'ho for him if he goes with me behind the bush!
The shit is getting closer and I finally lost touch with the reality that surrounds me.
no longer hears the cries, the din, I see no more, no flash or loose schedules.
I only see him. Almost one meter and eighty levatemelo hands!
Suddenly I call it with grace "MOVI TI!" And he raises his head with that smile that sometimes gives the vampire world, looking in my area, so close to me that for a moment I feared m'avesse heard.
I must say thank goodness I did not directly cross the look for already so I felt the mitral valve are celebrating riot. And that beard
Giosafatte doing? He looks up a child in her arms to her father that, all shame, he hid against his neck, reaches out and makes
"Hello!" Giving her a slap on the cheeks child.
At that point I turn to Betty & Kla
and exclaimed "NO! I DO NOT SUPPORT THE "shaking his head incredulously.
It seemed a crazy utopia it there now to even 2 meters on the right ... what I said? What would I do? What I could never intramenare to attract a modicum of attention to quell'Ignominia Wanderer?
And so, in quickly examine all the Machiavellian plans which appeared in my mind, I have been blissfully quiet, without even a picture with your eyes wide open I looked at it carefully to catch all the grasped (the fact that I do not remember almost anything is another kettle of fish ...)
is wonderful.
Help me to say that it is a wonder. The
Klarissa said well, that's not just the physical beauty and that is something that escapes you see it only in pictures ... live, as I said last time, something is unsustainable, and this time not I was not even the Club of Fiche Rotte behind I could have stayed upright on my person to soak him!
Watch Orlando is how to manage resources of Windows: you can not do more things at a time or go into safe mode. Apart from the fact that, as the rattle Betta a little later, after a little 'me look in my eyes (and he returns ... reggetemi gods!) You have to look away, not to mention that damn crack for paradise: the mouth!
Stand staring at those lips means a ticket to ride off the knees of butter! I asked Betty "But it will stop one day? Because if it continues to become more beautiful, implode sooner or later! "
There is no way people! The more I believe it was closer and less, shook her head and murmured "No ... no, no ... I am the one there for ... I can stand you a mica thing ... but who gives you permission to go out looking this way ..." and every now and then I was to hand as you would say "Look at this!" ... I very much hope there were no cameras pointed in those moments ...
back to us or to him better, we! It is the girl next to me.
The bodyguard stopped me in front of monitors that do not eat it ... I have to distract myself, "Good morning" to do with the crazy eyes ... were 19.30,
anyway ... "Hello." Greets me a bit 'worried.
But my attention now is all the splendor of nature that I completely before you ... and what does he do?
gods of heaven, when I say that is panned to beat you!
I do not want to step on a chewing gum??
hardly believe it when ripega all lopsided and begins to scrub the floor model for spinster bull in office and raises his little face smiling while saying "Some kid must have dropped His chewing gum!"
"Betta levamelo hands!" I cry.
"shit the battery's digital!" Screams the Betta.
"There penzo me the pictures!" Bercia the Klarissa. I offer block
shyly that he signed me as a tampon ... how shiny her hair (Eye care), what a beautiful voice who (heart beating out of my chest), someone please pass me! (Hot and copious tears of despair)
I do not know what to say, I do not know what to say ... I'm quiet, I get an autograph and stared with such intensity that I might be a crazy killer! God how I'd like to see a photo of me at that moment, a perfect face stupid beyond redemption.
is not there to touch the FOR, the brancicano all so mercilessly that I am too tender; to Blob (the day after) I saw a little 'before we had even grabbed by the face model puccettone " Fantozzi! While they are there to fight
with the two factions in my brain "Agguantalo" and "No, poor thing!" I heard a soft voice next to my left ear
"Mr. Orlando Bloom! ..." owl this one, I did not see his face because I could not stop to watch it, but had to be elderly. According to the Klarissa that has seen the hand, but had to be young ... this is proof of how the brains to go for a walk when the shit is on the loose! Laid
raises his head (and how pretty it is when it's this simple gesture) smiles with teeth bared and says "Hi! Nice to meet you! "Shaking her hand and then continue to sign autographs in the dark. This
here start talking and it seems to me faintly remember, but I'm not sure because I was counting the teeth in Orlando, who told him "My name is Annacaccole, we saw a bla bla bla bla and something else ..." So
he gives one last look and a smile and goes "Oh yeah?" with Occhini luccichini and passes going the TADAAAN Klarissa.
I remember seeing his hands appear in the DVD and the wonderful charm that seems pale and that of Klarissa which in wishing him "This is for you!" He anthropomorphic brand, passes them to Robin then turns and says, "Thank you" with that look that I would like to Sidi naked on a tray of plums and sprinkled with lemon juice ready for the oven. The Klarissa nods but simply to rule must have the air so much that he echoed Elongation her leg, takes her hand and repeated in the eyes staring at eloquently "Thank you!"
"Yes, I understand!" Makes him the nod Klarissa ; that came into his head I do not know, but these reactions raises the Orlando strange!
Then go to the Betta ... oh what satisfaction! Having heard the Kla
before you say those words and having seen that it worked magically, the AnalfaBetta decides to try her as well, cheers finally hands him the Lord of the pendant Giallissima that is airbrushed from Cannes we try to give it to that idiot of Orlando (amooore!) and exclaims "This is for you!" as if he knew what he is saying.
He takes it, smiles, and I'll kill him and says "Thank you!" The
Sandra also had printed a photograph of wastepaper nasty moment when, at the London premiere of KOH, t-shirt he had seen howling and whether the era brought with her bravely decided to make him see. So
extracts and gave it to him.
him at the beginning, but gets distracted and signing the Betta does not give up, pointing and speaking guttural attempts to draw your attention to the image. The
Balengo looks better and open wide the mouth, began shouting
"Oh yeah! I remember it! This shirt! I love it! "The Robin leans over and look at the picture" You know? I wear it all the time! All the time! I just love it, it's amazing! I love it so much! "I do not know what else he said exactly, I just kept saying that he adored her smile so much and her face was beautiful because he spoke to Betty (maybe misled by her previous exploits English), but has run after a few seconds to realize that she did not understand a word and stared at him dazed while we were there beside me and Klarissa nodding all concentrated with a lot of glasses wise, Gandalf beard and clipboard block has a face ... priceless, because he did not know we were all three together and it was a bit 'confused and I loved him more and more!
of a sudden has a bad idea to request the Betta "You did that?" Curling Labbruzzo and pointing the finger against the index to be understood. The Betta (this part does not remember it absolutely nonstante was talking to her) eyes had only been fitted to the neck were so huge and all of a sudden desperate turn to us for help and I do not I ever cocks mine
exclaimed "No! ... HIS cousin!"
as the words leave my lips, I realize that something wrong.
him "Ah! HIS cousin! ... "He repeats, trying not to tease while back hunched on the sheet of Betta scribbles something that all involved with the linguine to one side.
Horror ... I freezes the blood in his veins "NO!" Scream "HER cousin!" And are already desperate.
I mean, good god the only two words that trade with Orlando, and we do well as a figure of shit! This goes with "And you chiusaaaa" said Sean Astin ...
The Robin next to him asks, always Betta "You Gave Him in London, right?" And we
"Yes!" And that idiot
d 'Orlando, again busy on the paper, is casually "London When?"
And, excuse me, but I still "in May! ..." in Italian.
No, it's wonderful: it remembers the shirt and can not remember when he was in London!
How I love him when he does that!
But I will tell you more: you know why so much had been busy on the photocopy? He had designed a cuoricione where there was a T-shirt with Sidi, had made the paper to the Betta who became only the spirit, and doing shrugs as if to taunt me, he said simply
"He's my boy!" With eyes so sweet and a ' air so shy that I swear to the Lord There are almost remained dry! I do not know who kept me from passing out because it made me a tenderness that endorphins cause a juice ... The
Klarissa then, as Orlume was so helpful and ugly, disguises herself as a Pappone and says, "Give her a special hug! "stopped just as he was to move on.
Orlando goes to the Betta (that I do not really know was happening, as the English know it as Aramaic) gives her a kiss on the cheek and hugged her.
And as if shaking polipona! He just said well Klarissa, Sandruman is a polipona! (And who would not? * Sigh *)
was soft as a peach her cheek, her hands were a bit 'colder, but the body, beautiful sound and shit was hot, Orlando had the scent, he knew only of clean and good, at least be said that Sandra's Great Ass! It reminds him of pale
embraced for life by putting his hands up to the bachelor powerful as he encircled her shoulders ed'aver leaning her cheek on her ... and I know for a fact that has made me to remember for good play the part of Orlando!
After the shit had loosed the embrace (and loosed the Betta) that passes a trembling hand on the forehead with shining eyes and cattle of those who have a fever of 40 and what does he do? Just to
help while going through as well, is all contrite face and says "Oooh ..." like when you see a wad of soft purr.
stood by smiling the whole scene, I'm happy like crazy for the Betta, but when I see him pass me strangely holds the heart, raise your hand and open my mouth to say something, but what the hell I say? So close it, I support the trembling hand back on the fence and smile.
"laid"
"Klarissa ... next time it's up to me, do not you forget it!" Hiss in the ear of the poor girl while the Betta waves with blind eyes turned skyward.
"Now this passes the" we hear from the back ...
Indeed, the Betta is a bit 'pallidina, do not understand how standing still endure, must be the power of love!
We rather try all three, after I say that I support, which is unsustainable and that someone has to stop, the Sandra with his hands raised in the air continues to murmur, "So hot ... so beautiful ..." with the Klarissa that reason alone that she had to first understand the "Thank You".
The screams tell us that the Gnocchini is still at large to sign, kiss, hug and kill poor innocent and oh what I want it!
Ten minutes later, here is screaming higher today announced that it is back, this time on the elevated walkway that is about a couple of meters from the hurdles, greets everyone smiling and shaking hands while parading with the step that I love so much and oblong then, just then, I think that I can not let him go without averglielo said at least once, even if from afar, so I take breath and scream
"LAAAAIDOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!"
em'è liked it so much but so much I have also made a dirty laugh jaw wide open while I held his stomach. It has also turned around at that time, certainly the combination of my scream with others, but it is a child that gives satisfaction Orlandino, is not it?
Oihbò!
So that said that part of the spectacle to behold as it should be and we get up this time seriously heels. I wanted to see Matt Damon and Heath Ledger, but it was too late and you can not have everything in life, because now I was so satisfied of the black spot on my white dress, that is Orlando, which I had no more to anyone!
greet the rich boy wishing him good luck for later and leave completely raped the soul.
We had just pressed play on the DVD of the event that the Klarissa, launched into an incredible harangue on his person and could not find the adjectives to describe acts (as often happens to me too) suddenly aboard!! I print a bestemmione excommunication from his mouth wide open and with a lot of flamenco that move me and we ended up in Betta nell'aiola legs upright.
laughing like crazy, we cling to Flying-Betta (who flew both) and we went to take pliers and scissors before running to the fountain to fill our bottles, and the primary need, to feed us after Laid, was certainly the drink! also began to fall a few drops of rain but who cares! What was most pleased and caused heavy taxes and rubbing of hands was that even Robin, who was not in London directly assisted at the scene of the mesh, he knew that had they remembered to date and well when (unlike him) and then just had to see avergliela made and then after he muttered, and then to say that he has not thrown and then ... and then .... Ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
Got it? Could caderci lightning in asshole and there we noticed anything!
Who has seen has run dodged quickly, we were fountains of post-traumatic stress hormones, we laughed in hysterics so many obscenities and spat be punishable by arrest!
But we were so happy! Floating along with Sandra
we redid the path forward back before the bus all crushed, then the interminable waiting to take the shuttle to rafts where a lady turns around and gives us "Who was that actor that we've seen now?" and we were not such a good mood we miss Just fuck!
Once in rafts go looking for a place to buy a sandwich because the ferry at 21:30 there was still half an hour and obviously we do not find anything that is not an expensive restaurant, so we sit on the stairs of a small bridge to look at the photographs had Betta-Click and Digital-Kla ... ignoring the exclamations scurrilous because the Betta worked the battery again, there were decent photos 2 or 3, however Klarissa hath been launched across an article titled "Orlando: Special" ... the jacket, the tail, head, ear. Sandra
describing the tortured me as I embrace with her eyes lost in the caverns of romantic Venice.
"Nooooooo!" He shouts suddenly, "Why did not I stroked the scar?" I
"Mavaccahare Octopus-Betta"
Meanwhile, halfway around the world called us to be told what happened and the Yellow after the first call of narrative 'event, call his cousin (I recommend HIS) and makes "Well, now you tell me how was it really?"
"But Claudia, I'm telling the truth!"
"Glod's true!"
"See Sandy? It's so good that nobody believes, "murmured the happy Klarissa.
"Oooh!" Sighs the yellowish "What I wanted to be there too!"
When the ferry arrives in front of us there is a group of little old Americans, those with a straw cowboy hat, overalls and boots gymnastics, which appear to have any problem with the wooden bridge, with my great pleasure they are over two-legged upright howling curses or whatever it was in Texas and with their flights of Nike with the springs on the deck! How I laughed!
Before we put in the car Spartan fed ice cream and coffee and have attended the process of the camp full of spiders, to my great pleasure, once games have obviously labored a bit 'to find the highway but in the end the 'We made it back safe and sound at home.
Throughout the journey of course there was the sound of a DVD player and a great space for large screens and sometimes we had to make sure that the Klarissa was still alive and even pause the movie in which Sandra s'andava all else in the ditch; and I was doing?
I dedicated to putting the soundtrack CD from fishing Manone and yellow now know by heart!
and sailing home, aware that to get off from this it would take a long time, 'I do not know each other but I already ran out with the mind over the obstacle to my next opportunity, when that is finally going to win the faction " Agguantalo "of my brain and finally the gunners all for me!
... I just hope to survive the embrace that day to tell the tale!
END? ... Naaaah!
Ps Any narrative imbalances are due to the strong emotions that still try ... but above all to drool trickling down keyboard when I think of him.
Pps Please post if you want to share the whole story or the story at this address sionnach@virgilio.it ask me first and I'll be more than happy to answer you! Thanks for having resisted until the end! In the (hopefully, heheh) next!
And Betta" Venvia! You are going to break my balls dell'Ivy the goalkeeper and you make me a phone call? "
What the bitch did not tell me (and I confess that the only way home after the fight with Fetenza) was not I would just call made at Paramount, but to Robin, the press secretary blonde.
However for the time I had survived the six feet of Gnocchini has bestowed its ugly presence at the Venice Film Festival by putting out the flames in his underwear to Betta and death on me.
"Triptych MERDAIOLE"
From Al Bano and Romina we were, we became rich and poor when we have been joined by the version of Blue Tooth Klarissa-Plus. The
Klarissa-Plus had the ignition timer to 04.00 am and from Terni (a branch of Langley) and arrive in Florence where we had to fetch me and Bettamòn at 08:16 hours der shit ...
Suffering to sound the alarm you can imagine the more so since I went to bed an hour impractical because they are stupid.
As with any family I leave I feel the beating of giant wings and waxy but this time, since I was away one day only, recommended that Sandra has run only drive slowly because the curves of the Apennines are traitors to the side of good ... luck!
My poor parents, believing it again (and maybe it was the only one) in my sanity, I thought we were and other young men went to Venice to see the race and then to the news of the evening saw a guy attacked by screaming and flash, he knows under the name of Orlando Bloom and lost all hope of seeing me with family and a stable job ...
However, I drive the Yellow-mobile to the station to be expert in case-Betta cenquaranta he needs a change (that has always guided her then it is irrelevant) and collect the super KP 3000 satellite system that sits on the back seat rather sleepy. So it was at 09.00 and
about us, Il Trittico, we would go.
I was proclaimed queen ruled the car and my little dictatorial state through all the cd's Yellow Manone and his brother (also the older brother of Mani from Brotherhood of the Wolf ...) to tell whether the Betta a rare edition of the Kamasutra starring her and a certain Orlando while Klarissa-Plus, just because it is the Klarissa-Plus, disappeared at regular intervals around a huge map from which came only with the voice directions.
But the best thing was the beginning of the journey
"Betty, where are we going?"
"Bo, I think to seize the highway ..."
"How do you think ..."
"I know a mica"
" You do not know the way? "" No! "
" But bad bean, that is you drive or do not know the way? "" Ahahahahah! No! "
" mbe ... ... I think that going to look dovemo Bologna is not it? "
... silence ..." Eh Yes, actually ... "
" Betta See, see? That's it! "
" ... Shut up you idiot, you even know where to go! "
The Betta driving very well, we say that the wheel is a man ... I say that even in Orlando said the Betta is a man but we'll get in a little '...
The journey proceeds smoothly up to the barrier of Mestre and exit the highway, instead of being attentive to the indications to Venezia centro, me and Klarissa we went in on a mystical crisis of cacosi cd which Manone , why do not we remember that the soundtrack was absolutely ... we had to call him to let us say (was Rain Man) and its in the meantime that I insulted him for his musical choices and things Betta screaming obscenities in a vain attempt to impress his cousin, we missed the turn to go to the pier that had Klarissa timidly tried to sign ...
"Sandy ... you had to really turn left ... "
" When? "
" Oh, about two hundred meters is ... "
" Really? "
" You idiot, I felt that I was on the phone ... "So that
Bettaccia is a ploy to stop , turns and leads us to the free parking in Terminal Fusina.
We have ten minutes to seize the boat or boat or whatever it is, so that sweaty as metalworkers, at the ripe hour of noon and shit, we ran all curved to the pier.
"Vomiting is GREEN
And you know how I know? Why
between me and the other two I have made a barrel.
Venice is a wonderful city, who has never been to Venice loses the experience of a lifetime. In Venice, you're on another planet, when and how all are completely different.
Venice, the city water, the city of lovers, each view is the ideal romantic Venice ... after you've just seen Orlando and have the heart to shreds and that dick Your friend, who I will not name names starting with "S" and ends up "andra", tells you the gondolas floating in placid and says candidly
"Look! Imagine you and Orlando, it was nice tonight, embraced in the moonlight and the gentle grooves plowed in Venice and he whispers sweet words to the ear while ouch! "
... eh? ... How? ... What was that 'ouch? The divine punishment that affects the Betta whenever appointment Orlondola the Gondola!
were saying?
Ah yes! Venice ... we want to talk dell'interessantissimo transport system in Venice?
Let's talk then. Perhaps
channels the innermost are quieter, but I assure you that the lines that serve the Giudecca Canal to dance well! From Terminal Fusina
you get to rafts, floating docks it with the tip toward the street because the pier is on the side and is surrounded by large piles of gaily flapping on which every wave, causing fluctuations in rebounds and an attraction worthy of the landmark Big Ben .
The problem is not in fact the crossing, is when the shuttle stops!
Can we get after some old women who are upright legs go screaming and we cling to each other and with sweaty legs soft wondering if at that time the Anglo-Saxon if inverecondissima Shit I was coming to the Lido comfortably seated on a private boat with a toilet on board and drink iced in his dirty hand.
After having proclaimed that I had to pee and put something under your teeth as it were a past, we are left Klarissa the front of the church of the Jesuits and leaves in search of a way to shorten the distance between us and the disgust that wanders from undisturbed Somewhere a few miles from us.
Well, thanks to advanced technologies Macintosh and a sophisticated satellite system ("Oh well I go from here to the Lido?"), The Klarissa-Plus locates the line of boat that would take us there. And here starts the trauma! From the "land" part of a walkway which leads to a large rectangle made of concrete bus shelter and who has the ugly features of floating, pull up here several lines of acquabus (do not know how to call it ...) Now
, stops floating and swaying in a shameful manner if you do not have sea legs or you were not born in Venice is a bit 'a problem ... after 5 minutes Betta had fled back to the mainland, with pale face and curly long hair in the wind he was slightly hunched with his eyes lost the horizon to see which line came, I was sweating but cold and snot lost staggering and smiled bravely resisted the Klarissa which, abbandonatasi against the glass, holding the bag chest with an open mouth and blind eyes turned to the sky in a silent prayer, while the bus swayed and swayed
... Of the two lines that were passing by, one was almost empty and one filled up to capacity.
Guess' quel'era ours?
ramming as Japanese in meters, the long nose to get some 'air, sailing towards the shore and untamed we make stops in S. Zaccaria, Gardens, St Helena and finally the Lido, or rather because Laid Betty says that the English pronounce it! Laid
I knew that was an Anglo-Saxon six feet tall with a military potential by excommunication but the world is beautiful because it is various!
go down more and more pale and with tears in his eyes (it was almost there) and take the bus (the normal one with wheels) running wheel for continuous two years of cinema.
ask a lady "Excuse me, but for the film festival that I have to stop going down?"
The lady looks at me condescendingly and whispers to me "At the terminus figliuooola."
At its terminus it all down and the back half.
"DUMMY AND PLIERS"
The two red pillars with lions on gold welcome us and the K-Plus starts scanning for viruses, while Betty and I are still stunned to tell us a story What will we do when we catch all'Orlibertino, Klarissa the part about his All-Star black legs eagerly planning to herself to look for tickets for the first E-Town, possibly three seats next to Spider Ragnosco Bloom.
Klarissa had the All-Star because he had done the same reasoning and eclectic my Betta
"The weather has made for Sunday in Venice?"
"Thunder."
"Well, then I put my sneakers."
Back the butcher, the tickets were right there waiting for us and included in the 8 euro was also a French kiss with Orlabbro, then snatching the Kla calls us to our dreams and I see that some Betta-Marathon Travel
yelling "Come!"
In a sim-sala-bim that the following was gasping, "I knew I knew it I knew it!" because I thought he had really found the ticket (which as I said just waiting for us), on the other hand big screen was a press conference in real-time crew of Elizabeth.
"Aah ..." I exclaimed Cameron Crowe on the big face "I thought you had found the balls ..." I get it ... cts on
Laid between the ugly, beautiful and Byzantine, bright eyes in an almost creepy smile of ineffable schiaffeggevolezza and inconceivable, he spoke into the microphone with rogue behavior fiddling with the headphones as a virgin primadonna because curses on him, he wanted to respond even when a beloved had nothing to do shit!
OH YOU! Unworthy goldfinch! May
give the hunter a bludgeoned on the head and drag you into my vile lair!
... obviously these things while standing in the middle of the road gasping and my eyes filled with tears, I kept myself to myself, but the Betta has heard them all ... oh, if he has heard!
Without any ceremony, while the poor girl trying to escape, I grabbed every point protruding twisting and pulling and crushing, so that you saw a pale girl and perfectly still with his eyes fixed on the screen and another that instead writhing next with occasional screams pitifully complaining the most acute and seemingly for no reason ... poor Betta-Punch, I close my finger so hard that I had a purple pacifier to one side. Klarissa
The right has run away in a hurry and went to lick the columns of the Excelsior hotel, no excuse me, Grand Hotel Excelsior ... a great place by six zeros. "Well that's enough!" Exclaimed "I have to: a) piss, oh excuse me, pee b) Ciiibo, so no time in my half Mademoiselle go to the place of decency and after which the canteen! Let's go! "And I started waving my arms to the conquest of health! I found them very
clean and comfortable to use, if it were not for the crazy despotic dressed as the nanny of "101 Dalmatians" which gave dictatorial rules about who should get access to what.
After lunch we then found himself face to face with the safety problem of the Betta.
She had scissors and forceps in a backpack that will surely be played under the metal detector which, being of Papa Betta, could not possibly be confiscated.
Why the hell did the forceps and then it would pass under the metal detector?
the second answer you right away.
identifying the pavilion where they were projected E-Town we noticed the guards and metal detectors in which we had thought of having to go by force, it goes without saying that we had to get rid of forceps and scissors (Mamma-Betta).
So the first thing we try to sbolognarle luggage storage at the beginning of the show, but there we mock mercilessly and indeed also evaluate seriously arrest not to mention the fact that from head to foot and only now I'll explain why; under the metal detector passes only those who access the hall and then invited to the screening.
three of us, sweating like diggers, dressed as a fishmonger and combed with hand grenades could only be involved in the cleanup of the spittoon!
Anyway, the words of my professor of physics, did not know where to put them.
the alchemical snatched the Betta and approach the flower beds with step lopsided, his eyes darting here and there, when I'm pretty sure that no one is watching me, I bend down and hide forceps and scissors on a concrete thing in the midst of the bushes, waiting for the SWAT me weights on him and shoot me ... could be a bomb, right?
However, we did well and we found later, so all in all it was not a bad idea ... but, because Betty had that stuff behind?
"BRESAUA!"
Before you get to know those of luggage, but after emptying the bladder, attacked the cashier with a sandwich kiosk on their faces, jack ass that was slow and all the tickets we munched on his face a juicy sandwich, were undaunted by her friend sprawled on the fridge side dish of ice cream and also biascicante, two guys with the black shirt who worked at the bar also very taken by them do not shit, the little woman a little hysterical 'we pulled back the sandwiches and another blonde girl.
The scene was a bit 'Dante, from their counter dipensavano bad food at speeds from person to person and below there have been about fifteen people at different levels of appetite elbowing each other and were off to shots backpack. We do all quiet
your receipt and we go in an orderly tail in the breathless mass protruded receipts all'istericissima Mrs. peroxide.
"Chicken ... CHICKEN! Who took the chicken! "
I had taken a sandwich with the chop ... but of course she did not know that defining" chicken "and even then I had given the ticket, so silent in patient waiting for my turn.
"Verduraaa! ... VERDURAAA! But who took the vegetables! "Circling screams, holding a sandwich with tomato, cheese and lettuce she mysteriously called" vegetable "sandwich ... even just vegetables.
"I ... I took a lady with cheese ..." is a timid girl.
"That is it!" Yelled the old acid throwing the Frisbee saucer model.
The poor lack the power and the sandwich spilling across the counter.
We were not far that the grandmother became super sayan.
Suppressing a curse eliminates the sandwich with a kick and turns furious to launch another "chicken" and other "vegetables" under the plate while the girl looks around trying to figure out if this was sold out according to the other, or seemed only to her . The
Klarissa had taken a sandwich with bacon, grabs him from the clutches of the mad with the permanent and looks for a vacant table, I can give her my order.
The "Vegetable" I take the raw chicken I unfortunately I had to warm up ... damn, I'm going to put down the sandwich from the table Kla returned from Betta yet that she could not be heard from the lady.
"Chicken ... CHICKEN! CHICKEN Damn! I UNDERSTAND WHY I HAVE ORDERED AND IT MUST BE! "Beads and another rotating Frisbee lettuce.
At one point, while this curse the devil, the blond girl turns around with a sandwich in hand and shouting "BRESAUA!" I look
"BRESAUA" repeats determined, in case anyone had not heard.
looked down at the sandwich in his hand just in case I had to have misunderstood ... but it was just the dried beef.
"BRESAUA!" He says again, this time impatiently.
I could not take anymore!
then came my sandwich hot, grab it and run away with the knees at ear while I burst into laughter with his mouth open and she continues to yell "Bresaua"
After a few minutes, the time I Further improvements are to get over bresaua arrives Sandruman swearing on something, we decided to gorge themselves, to take our water and then bring us at last to await the return of the King ... of the beating in the head.
I eagerly bit into the chicken sandwich that turns out to be good and swallow big gulps of water, the Betta as usual does not drink because he does not want Klarissa and having to do it quietly sank into a wicker chair munching his sandwich to the corpse.
"Yuck! ..." He murmurs quietly slipping two fingers in his mouth.
Extracts a white thing that hides under his towel in disgust.
"Well," I do throwing the bark of my sandwich and now that the vegetables! "
" Yum yum ... Kla, hand me the pendant that I'll fix it! "Is the Betta legs full of crumbs.
"Bresauaaaaa" you hear in the distance.
"Here you see? El Chico has run off the metal on the bottom line ... "The Betta-repair
suddenly pulls out scissors and tongs.
"Betty, what the hell is that?"
"To fix the pendant that we should give the Laid!"
"Ptuh ... but what's inside here? ..." And another body goes to the first company to under the napkin.
"Bresauaaaaaa"
"So much has to go right," said the Betta squeezing the pliers with both hands.
"Beautiful Klarissa this pendant!" I say as I extract it from his mouth huge costs of launching off a lettuce and tomato granite.
"Spuh! ... Right? Dead ... there's stuff in my bread ..."
"That's it, went to place ... "
" But what are these big leaves of lettuce? "
" Ptuuuh ... but this sucks, this is a cemetery! "
" BRESAAAUA "
Once raccatiamo our bag and sneaked off to the ordeal , to suffering, to thrill, fear and disgust, toward Orlando.
"OLD vs BETTA"
After trotting Sandruman hidden tools to search for the true Grail, which is our first line to heaven, the scrap metal with which our ribs would imparentante for 4 or 5 hours later, mindful of what he said Israel's girlfriend at the premiere of KOH in London, no queue at the entrance to the ground but we ride fast to the bottom until you find just the front row and there clinging like mussels to subrstrato us and we'll only at 21 that night .
He had rain but even the shadow of clouds.
"What a bum!" The KLA is "probably comes from Orlando where we will face in the sun perfectly!"
"Damn ..." I replied, raising his eyes to the world on fire, "I do not see anything with the sun in your face!" put on his dark glasses and tear.
As usual, leave hundreds of hypotheses about the direction of the coming of the Lais would come on foot or by car? And he would stop doing the autographs? While
lucubrate with hot sunshine on the brain get in the car Remo Girone (Kulo ke!) And do not remember who, coming down in front of the stairs, make a few autographs and go inside.
worried look run between me and my two friends eclectic: it was as if even here in Cannes? Indeed it is a premiere, is a film festival with more films in competition and the actors do not make the catwalk to the public ... with terror begin to become familiar with the idea that maybe we would have seen only from afar.
auks Betta m'artiglia arm and makes me "... Erica make the vote of the other again! "
raised his eyebrows," What of curses? "The
Lucciano eyes" Yes! "
" Okay, a month without cursing the things the last time, see it up close and able to give him the stuff and this time I want an autograph too! "
" Go! Done! "He says, rubbing his hands. The Kla
assists in silence to the strange ritual of which the other had only read once.
In my heart I wonder, will it work again? However, there
rassegnamo expectation and sit on the ground ... With his back against the fence covered with a white cloth I waterproof my usual mystical moment of the delay; I raise my shoes and socks and stretch out his legs on the rough asphalt hot ... the warmth of the air, the gentle breeze and the post-lunch drowsiness make me fall into a strange state of wakefulness.
observe the feet of people going back and forth without stopping along the way, they view the past and observe the state of his shoes trying to figure out something about themselves and the station Sky before us ceaselessly forward the usual 10 songs ...
Sandruman spippoleggia on the phone with the long cross-trotter, Klarissa not know he does but I feel their presence near, dying in his black shirt with long sleeves, a rich boy next to me, that for all the waiting has only to read Ciak one after another, waiting Cameron Crowe and shortly afterwards I took a short prayer incredible that the show had to go to the directors and not for the actors as they were beautiful, the good ones because they were directors.
agree more with him, but from Cameron Crowe and Orlando Bloom prefer to amuse my hormones with the second.
The party would not be complete without a clash with someone.
shakes from the lethargy that comes over me drooling capto Klarissa's desire to go buy a drink, actually the heat el'arsura levels were rising and so interesting, recommending that kept it on the spot, partly in search of water.
"Can you imagine you come back et'hanno scrubbed the place? "ruzza Betta cheerfully.
"Hahaha!" Is the joyous response of Kla goes off while trolling.
Now, Betty was standing while I was sitting having been decreed that I would have got up at 18 o'clock and all of a sudden, as a direct Eurostar and secure place that had been left in by the very person only for her, get this girl on 65, permed hair dyed by the heavy makeup and dressed in emerald green slips between me and the Betta.
"... uh ... excuse me, this place is busy." Sandruman makes them politely.
grandmother in response shrugs and starts fiddling with her purse black lace.
I look up and stare at the Betta "Oh, tell him that rises to this, otherwise ... m'incazzo"
"Excuse me ... we are holding the post for a friend of ours, is busy!"
At this point he turns angry hag "And where is it written that it is busy? I do not see numbers anywhere! "
" Yes, but that is our friend ... "try Sandruman.
"We're not here to stage" the mummy owl with energy.
I lean to look at the Betta but it seems to have the situation under control and not have to intervene with my truck gauges.
"However, a moment that I'm leaving!" Sentence with a final sketch acid and caustic smile.
Sandruman puts away the Palantir and returns with an even more caustic.
"Betta ... goes away?" Wonder sprawled on the ground.
Two eye ball peeking out from behind the hump in the green witch who was suck his bottle of water "No ... not if they want to go!"
"Do not worry, now when it comes Klarissa it rises from the balls, otherwise have her by the arm and I'll take it off ... "mumbled sleepily.
do not know if it was for the last statement or if the flight was already in his plans, the fact is that the show has gone before he returned to the KLA, however, empty-handed because the water was all over ...
"ORLANDO SE NE VA"
Then come the 18.
I get up on trembling legs and I wipe my forehead.
"Erica, are you okay?" Asks Sandruman.
"Yes ... it's just that ... from now on is a pain!"
C'avete ever noticed that?
During these events is like being drunk. The chemistry of the brain and blood values are modified so as to recreate the environmental situation of a loud drunk.
not you realize what you do, what you say (especially me), nor of what he says or does, and later, when you go to cover the DVD in your mind, you always seems invariably that this happened to someone else and that this is not your memory.
The chronology of events goes to hell and more approaching that person, the more confused they become actions and words ... it's one thing I hate, mostly because when I go to write these reports do a blessed inhuman effort to make them consistent!
This time would not have done except I already knew.
Want to tell you the adrenaline going up every second, how the legs will not keep me as we approached the 19, how I, and Klarissa Betta nascondessimo us every time they passed the cameras or do we go from now Shit?
Eheheheheh ... I understand we go from Caccaman! You could tell that
Orlaido was coming with his August person of the number of photographers on the steps s'assiepavano acting to contain them.
Tiè ugly bastards! Other than Cannes, your place is the fuck out! However
start to go another way and under the famous metal detectors who had access to the projection, the guards are moving people to open the barriers and reach the first machine. Yeah, like that! Without preliminary folks! broke out a roar of screaming hysterics, and I'll take the pulse (128 beats standing still ...) while Betty stands on end at the nipples, the Klarissa was the record of those who live there in the cars.
"What is Cameron Crowe! In the first car ... and the second is with the children ... Sarandon and the Third and in the third! "Screams with no preamble.
I already hung lifeless on the fence.
"WHERE!" Echoed Istery-Betta. The
Klarissa extends her hand and says "There!" And a dark shape with a tail appears in the third car and it is he! The fixed expression
idiotic, deaf to the howls of the crowd because, as usual, when it appears, it's just me and him.
vaguely feel that someone screams Kirsten is sitting next to him and dressed in green bedspread, but at that moment all I have, its zozzosità, once the machine has surpassed, turns like a child on the back seat and smiling in his lousy way to say hello and highly outlaw begins with the hand ... more specifically with the finger (to suppress) the right hand, so that way lutrumoso as only he can do.
He also looked at our side and has moved his finger ... at that point are already in Walhalla, still as a statue of salt and copious tears flowing down my cheeks. I feel
claw "Erica you've seen?" Is the Betta.
"The little finger?" Growl with renewed violence.
"Yes: who would you do?" question again, with eyes reduced to slits.
"Broken all five at once!" Hiss between his teeth.
"Siiiii" I echoed her.
"There he is! Goes down, "shouted the Kla.
"Where!" I lean myself.
"... Orlando! ..." Groans the pants rotten with the Betta. That
troiaio walking down the car and greets her arm, all smiles and flashing eyes, and I did not resist and seize this and starts signing autographs there in front of where he fell.
Betta says it has carried with Kirsten but also if she has fled shortly after by photographers, perhaps because no one cacava or perhaps because he felt murderous waves come on girls ... it was really dressed ... bedspread or curtain grandmother, I can not decide.
I and the other two were in atrial fibrillation.
"Does that come here, let them come here!" But
Thief of Hearts blows a kiss, turns on his heels and walks up the stairs to expose its carcass to the flash of photographers.
reach the cries of despair from all over ... can not do it!
From where I see only his head, while my heart starts to falter.
The Betta does not exist anymore, and the Klarissa aligns the laser satellites to hit with.
We see him do an interview, more photos and I have almost resigned when there he is back!
"Evvivaaaa!" scream.
I lean to try to see better, but a damn fucking bitch rears a timetable big as a bed sheet and shaking with fury, covering the view of anyone after her.
"throw it down!" The cry, but that nothing. Continues to scream and shake as if Orlando was in need of seeing your calendar to remember what he looks.
"to blow them '! DICK! "This time also add" shit "to see if the word can move something.
None.
Madonna #@*§!!" hiss, claw extension and places a fearsome slap down on the hand that holds the calendar that nearly the falls out of hand.
bad.
He looks around a bit 'wingless and finally shows his hand, a satisfaction really tasty.
Then I realize what I did: blasphemy!
With your hands on the cheeks, mouth wide open and empty eye sockets like the painting "The Scream" by Munch, I see Orlando again turns on his heel and began to climb the steps are red like in slow-motion.
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!" screamed like a madman.
At that moment, perhaps because assisted by the "no" than 100 other girls, or perhaps because, having done singing and acting I have developed the "barrel of despair," Orlu turns, with his walking so not-so-lo-mi-miss-the-adjectives and makes the sign of victory, with those two little fingers so that I would introduce me in the mouth and sucking up to strip the flesh off!
"Not that, ANIMAL!" Crazy cry now "HERE! YOU MUST COME HERE! "
And that sucks, almost m'avesse happens, she raises her hand again and makes the universal gesture of saying" later, later "oh God I'm not swinging that index that we do think it's up to me or else forbidden to minors and then does the thumbs up, smiling as he leads, with two or three strides of his wonderful zampacce, out of the reach of our screams within ... ... ...
... went in ...
"HE'S MY BOY"
View other: the life of Sandra leaves the chest and Klarissa shakes his head.
I look around and there are other faces of disappointed little girls, some of their children, starting to clear.
Damn.
In a sim-sala-bim decide my revenge. I will go under the board of E-Town, gather the largest stone that I can lift and throw with my face against the heat of Orlando! Ahahahahahahahahahahaah! ... Uh ... I know it was not his fault, but at that moment seemed a nice thing to do.
However, before implementing my plan criminal, I ask the boy if he knew if they were curly of course there and he said no, because had to go after Matt Damon and Heath Ledger. Orlando
So why we had that sign as if to say "I'll be back later, promised"?
It seemed strange that he had done so much to do, thought I had misunderstood, and seemed even more strange that he intended to wait until the end of the film was not to be Laid.
There was something telling me not to go yet.
While I was trying to decipher the behavior of Orlando and the people slowly went away, the Betta was in the throes of a crisis of "Gone With the Wind."
"Come on let's go!" Over and over again as if nothing had happened.
"Yeah," was the Klarissa "I do not think that succeed from here ..."
"Yes, but then why did this act?" I insist.
"Well I do not know ..." he murmurs Klarissa.
"Come on let's take the ferry." Insisted the Betta.
"Want to go?" Asks the Klarissa, who is also a bit 'in doubt. Betta And "not that I want ... but there is nothing much to do ..." "I know why he's gone ..." I say sadly.
"Why?" Make me in a chorus.
"Why because of that I launched a calendar with bestemmione ..." The
Sandra squeezes his eyes, "Erica, you idiot!"
"But I did it on purpose!" (Agit, agit)
"Well ... then go away ... at this point ..." reinforces the Betta.
"Wait! And if after failing? "I ask with a strange feeling.
"But until the end of the film can not live, we the last ferry leaves at 22:20, we do not have time to catch him."
"Betta but I understand ... I do not think he meant to make us wait until the end of the screening and then if so should not be able to be here ... "
" So why has hinted that he would come back? "asks Klarissa.
"Bo, but I know ... I'd go." Betta does that, I think, could not wait to go to dissolve in tears in a dark corner of Venice.
auks exclaimed "Indeed, everything indicates that now there is nothing to do and it would be better to run to seize the vessel, but he made that gesture ..." thoughtful pause, "... then we want to listen to common sense or do we want to listen to Shit? "
two of them they look, then look at me, seriously considering it, you could go all the way after we had done and more blatantly ignoring the promise of its viscosity? I was sure I
: no, you could not. I did not know how or why but you could not, and while my eyes were burning in the flames of faith in Orlaido and shook his fist in front of me believes I hear hysterical screams and all three, we turn to a man.
the shit, the shit came back out!
laughing and exclaiming, "Holy shit I knew but I knew it!" Tried to pull out the notebook for an autograph and & Kla Betty did the same with their cameras.
He had hurried up its dirty business inside and then failed, he told us to wait, we had done and he had come back to us!
Oh my pigeon! How I loved that thing does not you can understand.
It's strange to describe but to stay there waiting for him because he had told him it was good ... well, he had not told their own only to me but this is a very small detail that I omit happy memories in my future!
short, has made it more real to me (yes, I'm still not entirely convinced, I need some other proof of carnal and try to procure the upcoming appearances ...).
Now we said, this huge balengo arose from the movie palace waving her arm and starting from the bottom has been done (perhaps literally) all over and tell the whole row of people, signing autographs, kissing, embracing and making pictures, along with all the fans that could be achieved, although in the third, fourth row!
The Betta says that never happened, at least you know that an actor has left the projection room started to go back outside to sign autographs for his fans, let alone that he is one of the protagonists.
I was so pleasantly surprised that I was shaking like a pudding from head to toe.
"Betta" call "to me make me a good all mica 'sti emotional changes. I dried the rest to us! "The Betta
instead was no longer in Saltallegro.
renounce lean to try to see it (and then give up on beating lips open hand on the timing of chick ) So it was covered by photographers and try to breathe without hyperventilating. Betta & Kla with boxes, pendants and dvd to give him like two vucumprà
... "He turned away the photographers you see? Chased them, "I hear from behind and looking up because it can distinguish around him now there are only two bodyguards and Robin (Batman was already inside to see the film).
smiles, kisses, hugs and smiles again as I slip into the abyss of unconsciousness alcohol and start to see the distorted perspectives, I do not understand almost anything, except the lock next to me shouting "Orlando" in falsetto and take us all to my ass maybe ... Cameron Crowe wanted language and there was bad but it does not matter. At that time there n'ho for him if he goes with me behind the bush!
The shit is getting closer and I finally lost touch with the reality that surrounds me.
no longer hears the cries, the din, I see no more, no flash or loose schedules.
I only see him. Almost one meter and eighty levatemelo hands!
Suddenly I call it with grace "MOVI TI!" And he raises his head with that smile that sometimes gives the vampire world, looking in my area, so close to me that for a moment I feared m'avesse heard.
I must say thank goodness I did not directly cross the look for already so I felt the mitral valve are celebrating riot. And that beard
Giosafatte doing? He looks up a child in her arms to her father that, all shame, he hid against his neck, reaches out and makes
"Hello!" Giving her a slap on the cheeks child.
At that point I turn to Betty & Kla
and exclaimed "NO! I DO NOT SUPPORT THE "shaking his head incredulously.
It seemed a crazy utopia it there now to even 2 meters on the right ... what I said? What would I do? What I could never intramenare to attract a modicum of attention to quell'Ignominia Wanderer?
And so, in quickly examine all the Machiavellian plans which appeared in my mind, I have been blissfully quiet, without even a picture with your eyes wide open I looked at it carefully to catch all the grasped (the fact that I do not remember almost anything is another kettle of fish ...)
is wonderful.
Help me to say that it is a wonder. The
Klarissa said well, that's not just the physical beauty and that is something that escapes you see it only in pictures ... live, as I said last time, something is unsustainable, and this time not I was not even the Club of Fiche Rotte behind I could have stayed upright on my person to soak him!
Watch Orlando is how to manage resources of Windows: you can not do more things at a time or go into safe mode. Apart from the fact that, as the rattle Betta a little later, after a little 'me look in my eyes (and he returns ... reggetemi gods!) You have to look away, not to mention that damn crack for paradise: the mouth!
Stand staring at those lips means a ticket to ride off the knees of butter! I asked Betty "But it will stop one day? Because if it continues to become more beautiful, implode sooner or later! "
There is no way people! The more I believe it was closer and less, shook her head and murmured "No ... no, no ... I am the one there for ... I can stand you a mica thing ... but who gives you permission to go out looking this way ..." and every now and then I was to hand as you would say "Look at this!" ... I very much hope there were no cameras pointed in those moments ...
back to us or to him better, we! It is the girl next to me.
The bodyguard stopped me in front of monitors that do not eat it ... I have to distract myself, "Good morning" to do with the crazy eyes ... were 19.30,
anyway ... "Hello." Greets me a bit 'worried.
But my attention now is all the splendor of nature that I completely before you ... and what does he do?
gods of heaven, when I say that is panned to beat you!
I do not want to step on a chewing gum??
hardly believe it when ripega all lopsided and begins to scrub the floor model for spinster bull in office and raises his little face smiling while saying "Some kid must have dropped His chewing gum!"
"Betta levamelo hands!" I cry.
"shit the battery's digital!" Screams the Betta.
"There penzo me the pictures!" Bercia the Klarissa. I offer block
shyly that he signed me as a tampon ... how shiny her hair (Eye care), what a beautiful voice who (heart beating out of my chest), someone please pass me! (Hot and copious tears of despair)
I do not know what to say, I do not know what to say ... I'm quiet, I get an autograph and stared with such intensity that I might be a crazy killer! God how I'd like to see a photo of me at that moment, a perfect face stupid beyond redemption.
is not there to touch the FOR, the brancicano all so mercilessly that I am too tender; to Blob (the day after) I saw a little 'before we had even grabbed by the face model puccettone " Fantozzi! While they are there to fight
with the two factions in my brain "Agguantalo" and "No, poor thing!" I heard a soft voice next to my left ear
"Mr. Orlando Bloom! ..." owl this one, I did not see his face because I could not stop to watch it, but had to be elderly. According to the Klarissa that has seen the hand, but had to be young ... this is proof of how the brains to go for a walk when the shit is on the loose! Laid
raises his head (and how pretty it is when it's this simple gesture) smiles with teeth bared and says "Hi! Nice to meet you! "Shaking her hand and then continue to sign autographs in the dark. This
here start talking and it seems to me faintly remember, but I'm not sure because I was counting the teeth in Orlando, who told him "My name is Annacaccole, we saw a bla bla bla bla and something else ..." So
he gives one last look and a smile and goes "Oh yeah?" with Occhini luccichini and passes going the TADAAAN Klarissa.
I remember seeing his hands appear in the DVD and the wonderful charm that seems pale and that of Klarissa which in wishing him "This is for you!" He anthropomorphic brand, passes them to Robin then turns and says, "Thank you" with that look that I would like to Sidi naked on a tray of plums and sprinkled with lemon juice ready for the oven. The Klarissa nods but simply to rule must have the air so much that he echoed Elongation her leg, takes her hand and repeated in the eyes staring at eloquently "Thank you!"
"Yes, I understand!" Makes him the nod Klarissa ; that came into his head I do not know, but these reactions raises the Orlando strange!
Then go to the Betta ... oh what satisfaction! Having heard the Kla
before you say those words and having seen that it worked magically, the AnalfaBetta decides to try her as well, cheers finally hands him the Lord of the pendant Giallissima that is airbrushed from Cannes we try to give it to that idiot of Orlando (amooore!) and exclaims "This is for you!" as if he knew what he is saying.
He takes it, smiles, and I'll kill him and says "Thank you!" The
Sandra also had printed a photograph of wastepaper nasty moment when, at the London premiere of KOH, t-shirt he had seen howling and whether the era brought with her bravely decided to make him see. So
extracts and gave it to him.
him at the beginning, but gets distracted and signing the Betta does not give up, pointing and speaking guttural attempts to draw your attention to the image. The
Balengo looks better and open wide the mouth, began shouting
"Oh yeah! I remember it! This shirt! I love it! "The Robin leans over and look at the picture" You know? I wear it all the time! All the time! I just love it, it's amazing! I love it so much! "I do not know what else he said exactly, I just kept saying that he adored her smile so much and her face was beautiful because he spoke to Betty (maybe misled by her previous exploits English), but has run after a few seconds to realize that she did not understand a word and stared at him dazed while we were there beside me and Klarissa nodding all concentrated with a lot of glasses wise, Gandalf beard and clipboard block has a face ... priceless, because he did not know we were all three together and it was a bit 'confused and I loved him more and more!
of a sudden has a bad idea to request the Betta "You did that?" Curling Labbruzzo and pointing the finger against the index to be understood. The Betta (this part does not remember it absolutely nonstante was talking to her) eyes had only been fitted to the neck were so huge and all of a sudden desperate turn to us for help and I do not I ever cocks mine
exclaimed "No! ... HIS cousin!"
as the words leave my lips, I realize that something wrong.
him "Ah! HIS cousin! ... "He repeats, trying not to tease while back hunched on the sheet of Betta scribbles something that all involved with the linguine to one side.
Horror ... I freezes the blood in his veins "NO!" Scream "HER cousin!" And are already desperate.
I mean, good god the only two words that trade with Orlando, and we do well as a figure of shit! This goes with "And you chiusaaaa" said Sean Astin ...
The Robin next to him asks, always Betta "You Gave Him in London, right?" And we
"Yes!" And that idiot
d 'Orlando, again busy on the paper, is casually "London When?"
And, excuse me, but I still "in May! ..." in Italian.
No, it's wonderful: it remembers the shirt and can not remember when he was in London!
How I love him when he does that!
But I will tell you more: you know why so much had been busy on the photocopy? He had designed a cuoricione where there was a T-shirt with Sidi, had made the paper to the Betta who became only the spirit, and doing shrugs as if to taunt me, he said simply
"He's my boy!" With eyes so sweet and a ' air so shy that I swear to the Lord There are almost remained dry! I do not know who kept me from passing out because it made me a tenderness that endorphins cause a juice ... The
Klarissa then, as Orlume was so helpful and ugly, disguises herself as a Pappone and says, "Give her a special hug! "stopped just as he was to move on.
Orlando goes to the Betta (that I do not really know was happening, as the English know it as Aramaic) gives her a kiss on the cheek and hugged her.
And as if shaking polipona! He just said well Klarissa, Sandruman is a polipona! (And who would not? * Sigh *)
was soft as a peach her cheek, her hands were a bit 'colder, but the body, beautiful sound and shit was hot, Orlando had the scent, he knew only of clean and good, at least be said that Sandra's Great Ass! It reminds him of pale
embraced for life by putting his hands up to the bachelor powerful as he encircled her shoulders ed'aver leaning her cheek on her ... and I know for a fact that has made me to remember for good play the part of Orlando!
After the shit had loosed the embrace (and loosed the Betta) that passes a trembling hand on the forehead with shining eyes and cattle of those who have a fever of 40 and what does he do? Just to
help while going through as well, is all contrite face and says "Oooh ..." like when you see a wad of soft purr.
stood by smiling the whole scene, I'm happy like crazy for the Betta, but when I see him pass me strangely holds the heart, raise your hand and open my mouth to say something, but what the hell I say? So close it, I support the trembling hand back on the fence and smile.
"laid"
"Klarissa ... next time it's up to me, do not you forget it!" Hiss in the ear of the poor girl while the Betta waves with blind eyes turned skyward.
"Now this passes the" we hear from the back ...
Indeed, the Betta is a bit 'pallidina, do not understand how standing still endure, must be the power of love!
We rather try all three, after I say that I support, which is unsustainable and that someone has to stop, the Sandra with his hands raised in the air continues to murmur, "So hot ... so beautiful ..." with the Klarissa that reason alone that she had to first understand the "Thank You".
The screams tell us that the Gnocchini is still at large to sign, kiss, hug and kill poor innocent and oh what I want it!
Ten minutes later, here is screaming higher today announced that it is back, this time on the elevated walkway that is about a couple of meters from the hurdles, greets everyone smiling and shaking hands while parading with the step that I love so much and oblong then, just then, I think that I can not let him go without averglielo said at least once, even if from afar, so I take breath and scream
"LAAAAIDOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!"
em'è liked it so much but so much I have also made a dirty laugh jaw wide open while I held his stomach. It has also turned around at that time, certainly the combination of my scream with others, but it is a child that gives satisfaction Orlandino, is not it?
Oihbò!
So that said that part of the spectacle to behold as it should be and we get up this time seriously heels. I wanted to see Matt Damon and Heath Ledger, but it was too late and you can not have everything in life, because now I was so satisfied of the black spot on my white dress, that is Orlando, which I had no more to anyone!
greet the rich boy wishing him good luck for later and leave completely raped the soul.
We had just pressed play on the DVD of the event that the Klarissa, launched into an incredible harangue on his person and could not find the adjectives to describe acts (as often happens to me too) suddenly aboard!! I print a bestemmione excommunication from his mouth wide open and with a lot of flamenco that move me and we ended up in Betta nell'aiola legs upright.
laughing like crazy, we cling to Flying-Betta (who flew both) and we went to take pliers and scissors before running to the fountain to fill our bottles, and the primary need, to feed us after Laid, was certainly the drink! also began to fall a few drops of rain but who cares! What was most pleased and caused heavy taxes and rubbing of hands was that even Robin, who was not in London directly assisted at the scene of the mesh, he knew that had they remembered to date and well when (unlike him) and then just had to see avergliela made and then after he muttered, and then to say that he has not thrown and then ... and then .... Ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
Got it? Could caderci lightning in asshole and there we noticed anything!
Who has seen has run dodged quickly, we were fountains of post-traumatic stress hormones, we laughed in hysterics so many obscenities and spat be punishable by arrest!
But we were so happy! Floating along with Sandra
we redid the path forward back before the bus all crushed, then the interminable waiting to take the shuttle to rafts where a lady turns around and gives us "Who was that actor that we've seen now?" and we were not such a good mood we miss Just fuck!
Once in rafts go looking for a place to buy a sandwich because the ferry at 21:30 there was still half an hour and obviously we do not find anything that is not an expensive restaurant, so we sit on the stairs of a small bridge to look at the photographs had Betta-Click and Digital-Kla ... ignoring the exclamations scurrilous because the Betta worked the battery again, there were decent photos 2 or 3, however Klarissa hath been launched across an article titled "Orlando: Special" ... the jacket, the tail, head, ear. Sandra
describing the tortured me as I embrace with her eyes lost in the caverns of romantic Venice.
"Nooooooo!" He shouts suddenly, "Why did not I stroked the scar?" I
"Mavaccahare Octopus-Betta"
Meanwhile, halfway around the world called us to be told what happened and the Yellow after the first call of narrative 'event, call his cousin (I recommend HIS) and makes "Well, now you tell me how was it really?"
"But Claudia, I'm telling the truth!"
"Glod's true!"
"See Sandy? It's so good that nobody believes, "murmured the happy Klarissa.
"Oooh!" Sighs the yellowish "What I wanted to be there too!"
When the ferry arrives in front of us there is a group of little old Americans, those with a straw cowboy hat, overalls and boots gymnastics, which appear to have any problem with the wooden bridge, with my great pleasure they are over two-legged upright howling curses or whatever it was in Texas and with their flights of Nike with the springs on the deck! How I laughed!
Before we put in the car Spartan fed ice cream and coffee and have attended the process of the camp full of spiders, to my great pleasure, once games have obviously labored a bit 'to find the highway but in the end the 'We made it back safe and sound at home.
Throughout the journey of course there was the sound of a DVD player and a great space for large screens and sometimes we had to make sure that the Klarissa was still alive and even pause the movie in which Sandra s'andava all else in the ditch; and I was doing?
I dedicated to putting the soundtrack CD from fishing Manone and yellow now know by heart!
and sailing home, aware that to get off from this it would take a long time, 'I do not know each other but I already ran out with the mind over the obstacle to my next opportunity, when that is finally going to win the faction " Agguantalo "of my brain and finally the gunners all for me!
... I just hope to survive the embrace that day to tell the tale!
END? ... Naaaah!
Ps Any narrative imbalances are due to the strong emotions that still try ... but above all to drool trickling down keyboard when I think of him.
Pps Please post if you want to share the whole story or the story at this address sionnach@virgilio.it ask me first and I'll be more than happy to answer you! Thanks for having resisted until the end! In the (hopefully, heheh) next!
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