Monday, October 23, 2006

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Halloween party! (I join the general madness)

Stolen from [info] araestel !! ^____^


[info] belda_bb 's Halloween party:



alkwing didn't dress up, spoilsport.

alles_aus_liebe dressed as a new superhero: Space Ranger.

andnolewen dressed as Tiffani-Amber Thiessen.

araestel dressed as Anna Kournikova riding a giraffe.

balrogslayerg dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Infinity Hound.

cal_in_bloom dressed as a goblin.

cherry_lips_74 dressed as David Beckham's brother.

erbario dressed as Marge Simpson.

ewyn dressed as the Viscount of Optistanara.

flybaby014563 dressed as the Unknown Power Ranger.

ladymarmalade77 dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Crusty Bananabreath", though it looked more like the Cardinal of Osbusdale.

lomea dressed as something stiff, but what, specifically, you can't tell.

londinensa dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley, and it suited them disturbingly well.

miriel_ithilien dressed as a bottle of yepphoooid.

miss_muffin71 dressed as Harry S Truman.

nanakomatsu dressed as a executive webpage designer.

necchan dressed as a squirrel.

sakurazukalori dressed as the Magenta Power Ranger.

stregababablu dressed as Halle Berry.

synergo dressed as Alex Rodriguez, though it looked more like a new superhero: Snow -wave.

taurie_2020 didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.

whitefairychan dressed as a ground.

zeldaluna dressed as Wile E. Coyote.





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Seriously speaking ... Halloween or Samhain is also known under the name of Gaelic Calan Gaeaf. This day marked the end of the crop and its eve, which falls precisely on October 31, Oidhche Shamhna is called in Ireland. If
materially coincided with the storage of supplies for the winter, spiritually on this night the barriers between this fall and the world of the dead, that in the Celtic tradition should be treated with respect.

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Skathach the great shield was lowered, had lit a bonfire from which each family took the fire to rekindle their own hearth previously off, however, to symbolize a new beginning even if, in fact Samhain coincides with the death of God
today who does not have a fire lit candles in orange, black and red (I think the red, I'm not sure) because these are the colors of the afterlife, it is also customary to leave doors open (potendo. ..) and a candle and a plate with food on the windowsill, for the dead.

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Given the importance of fire, there are some who writes down everything that does not want to take with them into the new beginning (spiritually speaking) and then burn in the fireplace if it is ... so lucky to have one!
said, on Samhain in Jack O'Lantern to 'Trick or Treat' October 31 good even now!
And you ... How do you celebrate?

Sunday, October 22, 2006

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TO WONG FOO! Psychic Power

Now we just tell you about this movie "To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar"
If you did not see, See it! This film has accompanied me
school years, he'll kill me with laughter, has pearls of wisdom disguised as jokes and is an incredible delicacy!

Did you see it? "To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar"
I simply love it!
It makes me laugh, it makes me cry and tells Much More Than It Seems and Most of all it's so delicate!

Here are small preview! The fantastic

Vida Boheme!

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The magnificent Noxema Jackson!

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And the legendary Chi Chi Rodriguez!

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And Three Sisters, Chekhov does a lot!

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Taken from LJ zeldaluna

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little place in the usual way, today the LJ angry with me!
Extremely interesting. Indeed there
guesses enough!

Interesting ... that's veeery interesting!
And I think it's quite like me!

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Smart Girls / Girls intelligent

Yesterday I was coming back home after six hours of lectures, under the rain, hungry and with no battery in my I-pod when a group of girls walks over nearby, busy chatting on a very high culture subject...

One of them, proudly, declares

"You knew that in Greece pelicans are dying because drunk englishmen bugger them?"

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Ok ok...easy now and follow me please while I try to figure out this statement:
- first, the place "Greece"...why on earth Greece???
- spiece "Pelicans" with all the animals in this world! Do you have an idea of how difficult it is to get near a pelican?
- who "englishmen" yes...Greece is FILLED with english people! They pop from everywhere! -_-'
- and most of all "drunk" mph!
- what do they do "buggering pelicans"...oh yeah! This is a popular form of tourism; they give you a bottle of beer, a condom and a motel key to go with the pelican...
- in the end "the pelican dies" if...and only IF you, drunk, can catch a pelican with two meters of wing span, at night because I don't think it's a good idea to be running on the reefs with a full erection under the shining sun and after all this you succeed in buggering a pelican: why the fuck it's got to die????

The momente I heard this massive bullshit I bursted into a laughter in the middle of the street, all alone!
If these are the youngsters we're ruined!

Well, yesterday I was returning after six hours of afternoon lessons from the department of linguistics, it was raining, I was hungry and I had also downloaded the mp3 player's battery when I pass by the girls who were entertaining a conversation with a high level intellectual ...

One of these is at one point, thoroughly convinced
"Did you know that in Greece the pelicans are dying because the British drunk bugger them?"
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Time: or was out of 'La pupa and nerd' or we are ruined! Follow
reasoning:
- The place "Greece" ... why in Greece?
- especially the "Pelicans" with all the animals we are! But you know how hard it is to approach a pelican? That'll kill you!
- about "The English" because Greece is full of English ...
- and more "Drunk" oh well!
- they do "bugger pelicans" ... of course, tourism is extremely popular, they give you a bottle of beer, a condom and the key to a motel room to go with the pelican
- conclusion "pelicans die" ... if it was that you, too drunk, unable to catch a pelican with a wingspan of two meters, at night of course because the rocks by day a cock standing to run behind a pelican do not think is the case, and we'll succeed in spite of everything ... why should bugger to die? Hmm ... perhaps of disgust.

As soon as I heard this shit (I think the biggest of the earth so far) I burst out laughing with his mouth open and all alone in the middle of the road and I could not share it with you! Only
I missed the logic of this statement or that he was an alien??

Friday, October 20, 2006

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belda_bb @ 2006-10-21T01: 55:00

Everything about the folly of walking dell'Ary.
Go to this link and get ready to sweat!

http://www.lanciavyp.com/home.jsp?intro=0

Take care, then let me know what is the your favorite!
... I chose the poet, in my opinion is the most beautiful of all!
aaaaaah! If only it did with some players!

Thursday, October 19, 2006

The Departure Times From Pier Head Liverpool

belda_bb @ 2006-10-19T23: 10:00



Eccheccacchio! I wanted to read!
....... oh God that I think is not too bad! ^____^









LOTR What do the men think of you? (Girls only, guys ... if your really bored then go ahead)




Aragorn: Is Completely and totally in love with you, he thinks you're beautiful and is continually fascinated by you.
Legolas: Thinks you are one of the fairest maidens he has yet laid his eyes on, but thinks nothing of you beyond that
Gimli: Can't stand you, thinks your too much of an 'elf'.
Boromir: Thinks you can't fight as well as he can
Faramir: Would like to show you his place behind the waterfall some time.
Frodo: Thinks you are friendly and funny, but not for him
Sam: Wants to give you a cooking lesson, so he can get 'closer' to you.
Pippin: Loves to joke with you and thinks you're hysterical.
Merry: Thinks you have an ingenious mind as you always come up with the best pranks, and considers you one of his best friends.
Theoden: Wouldn't put ruling Rohan one day past you.
Eomer: Thinks your charming but too out of his league.
Elrond: Wonders if you would be interested in joining the Rivendell council, as you have a keen mind.
Gandalf: Thinks you are clever and can weild a sword well
Gollum: Is paranoid you will steal his Ring.
Take this quiz !








Quizilla A Hurra 'FOR EWYN!
THE MAGIC OF LEAD AND DALL'ELMETTO Slayer Sacred Flame's got FATTAAAAA !!!!! And God only knows if he deserved it!

That woman was chased to the mountains and the seas! What they did Aragonr, Legolas and Gimli to recover the Hobbit is not a dick in comparison to what he went through the woman for her Viggo! Ewyn, I'm so happy for you that I would not have been there to shoot for! I wanted too see your face at that moment .... and ... um .... well that Viggo was there already! ^ _-
Okke Okke ... now change the subject!
Tonight I went to see 'Miami Vice' with Sandruman, recited two of our friends, Claudia and Massimiliano (if only to give me permission to post their photos you'd see that they are equal to one and the other in Jamie Foxx Colin 'fire-of-pants' Farrell) From
trailer I had prepared some tumbling in the bed naked, but I was not quite prepared to Colin that I dance the Latin American ...
E 'broke out the underwear drawer in my room!

I do not know what they thought and picked up my spare Sloggi perfect fit and good looking Pompea not Tear It does not stress tightens charred from the floor ... but Colin is so monstrously by explosion of pants that I think I'll have to lock down the cassetto dell'intimo a casa mia!!!



First of all:
HOORAY FOR EWYN!!
YES! YES! YES! SHE MADE IT!! FINALLY! YESSSS!!!

OOOOOOOOOH I'm so fucking happy for her!!
First thing Sandruman and I did coming out of the cinema was calling her to know EVERYTHING!!
And for fuck sake she deserved it!!
I still need to hear the whole story with juicy particulars but I know it must have been GREAT!!
Can't stop babbling about it!!
Ewyn I'm so very happy for you I just wish I could see your face in that very moment (that and Viggo's too, who am I trying to take in?) ^_____^ *still bouncing on the chair*

Changing subject...
Tonite I went to the cinema as I said before to see 'Miami Vice'...
I was prepaired by the trailer for some naked rolling on the bed...not to...not to...see him dancing mambo or something like that!!! All my panties at home exploded out of the drawer scaring my family to death! I had to call at the end of the movie to explain what was going on while they were trying to remove roasted shorts and black ash from the floor of my bedroom!
He's so fucking hot!!


Monday, October 16, 2006

How Much Do You Think It Cost To Build A Go Kart

Ewyn knickers and the 'drawer!


http://www.unioneamicidelcaneedelgatto.it/petizione.htm

Il link che trovate qui sopra è di una petizione on-line per does not break down the kennel Time Via del Sesto Fiorentino (Fi).
houses over 500 dogs and 100 cats and 27 December of the bulldozers will go on the kennels.
The problem is that no one has specified where they will put those poor animals!
It is only two minutes of your time to sign this petition, I myself have volunteered at this shelter and all that they have abandoned those poor animals!
If you can copy the link and put it on your LJ, send it by mail to your contacts and ask them to sign it, even if you're in Florence or those animals will end up badly!

Thank you all!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Solving Hardy Weinberg Problems

IMPORTANT!


Good! We continue with 'The corner of nature'. A
My friend says that this is nothing but evidence of the presence of aliens on our planet ... I just find it scary!
Well! Let's get on with 'The bothanist corner'. A friend of mine says that's just proof of the alien's presence on Our planet, I find it Simply spooky!

This, in addition to representing an alien, is primarily an anthropomorphic flower petals ... you tell me if it does not seem right out of the X-Files??
The species we are talking about is commonly known as Orchis Italica 'Omina naked' ...
You will find that most disturbing features of Orchidaceae have these 'human'. A similar species is
Aceras Anthropophorum also called 'Ballerina' but it is less showy.
Ah! The wonders of nature! °____°''




This, rappresenting Also an alien, it's a flower with anthropomorph (?) Petals ... now tell me if It Does not look like it Came Out From The X-Files ? The species is Orchis Italica aka 'Little naked men' (???)... Most of the Orchidaceae
Have This spooky uman forms. A similar
it's Aceras Anthropophorum aka 'Dancer'.
AH! The wonders of nature! °____°''
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

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The wonders of nature! SEA OF BALLS


Who among us has not been at least once to the sea?
And who among us has not seen the Amre at least once a round brownish those hairy balls you stranded with the other crap?
Well, I've always wondered what the hell they were yesterday and by accident I found the answer!






They are called 'Egagropili' and are agglomerations of fibers of dead leaves of Posidonia oceanica




Cool right? ... I've always called them 'Maroni Sea '...

Sunday, October 8, 2006

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Yesterday, with 37.5 fever, a sore throat from profanity, a cold risen more various gastrointestinal problems, I went to the first lesson of 'Sounds of Inglese' otherwise known as phonology.

After being swayed by Professor Dvorak with a trembling hand to deliver the first task, I got all sweaty and pale, and Professor Williams welcomed me hopping all happy as he was already revolutionizing the way my classmates fray as a cube Rubik! This woman is fantastic, a little seems to be back to singing lessons, I thought that was the phonetic Pallosa but how does she is still a laugh!
When told us to put ourselves in the mirror to try all the phonemes could not be prevented from mimicking one of our parents who came and stood there with his face to the boiled fish in the bathroom with a lot of "What the hell are you doing?"
In the meantime I tried not to breathe in the faces of my classmates, but what can you do? When there are 20 to 240 students crowded, sweating and a little sickly in large classrooms where more or less just feels that there is a high rate of carbon dioxide, the infection is almost guaranteed! Then I got home, I took the last bus ass hole because there was a strike ... if I had to walk back I think I would die!
do not think I can keep this pace with my immune system!
Yesterday, with a flu, headache, sore troath and a cold, i went to Sounds of English lecture.
After have crawled to Prof. Dvorak to give her a written assignment wich sould have been handed on time (otherwise I would have lost marks) I stepped into room 3 and Prf. Williams welcome me bouncing around the classroom messin' up with my classmates!


That woman is amazing!! I thought Phonology was boring but SHE is a real tornado of jokes and laughters!!

She's from Wales and during a lesson she goes from scottish to australian to standard english! She's fantastic!
In the meanwhile I tried not to breath on the faces of my classmates but you know...with a range of 20 to 240 students per room, all sweaty, exausted and maybe ill, there's no chance of coming out clean!

I do not think I'm going to last at this immunitary rhythm with my system!

Saturday, October 7, 2006

Battery For Pop Up Camper

belda_bb @ 2006-10-07T21: 06:00

So ... another frenzy of dialectology.
This time I nearly killed the measure of advertising Carapelli oil a few years ago, where two Japanese tourists were invited to eat on the Ponte Vecchio carter's wife who was about to close.
did not speak a word of Italian, but when you taste the oil Carapelli a
exclaims "Fireeeenze! Of Hull, ì'rrinascimento!"

and another echoed "Among hasolari and Hollin, hui sce oil unparalleled!"





Well ... after that, we go to questions from the Thursday! imagine me at 17 to hear this stuff are from 7 am to around ... and try to understand me, please!

1) As defined
quell'insettino round red dots that flickers and blacks are said to bring good luck? (And trumpet as a hedgehog in an advertisement for a car?)


2) As defined
the bugs that light up?

3) As defined
the bed where you put a baby to sleep very little?
4)
And the top end of the whole body? (To be understood that with the brain and face)

5)
What do you call the thing where you cook the pasta or soup, and end with two short handles?
6) What
down and with two short handles?
7) What
down and with one long handle? Okke crying now! ^___-

And here we are water:
1) = o
Ladybug Lucia (Fi), Pauline (Si), Cavallini (Gr), Viola (Fi-Pi), Hen. 2) = o
Firefly, Sicily Kanniledda pikuraru u, du Lumaredda pikuraru pikuraru or lights (the 'k' is the phonetic spelling ... I think ...)
3) = The Cradle Hull (Fi ), Kuna (north), Naka (south).

4) Different theories associate head and head north to the south-central ... tell me!
5)
pot (and I wait your opinions!)

6) Pan (ditto)
7) pan (again as above!)

Then courage, have your say and meet other terms! ^____^

Thursday, October 5, 2006

Brazil's Primary Sector

The small differences that make this country great! Cookware

dialectology Yesterday the lesson there was a real war! The prof was telling us of an investigation of the early '80s a group of 124 speakers of 34 different provinces and how they had responded to some questions considering that he had spoken in Italian municipality.


When asked what it's called quell'attrezzo kitchen that is used to pour soup into bowls and soup from the pot "with its little drawing, the class has run split in two with a roar of thunder. Students between northern and southern Italy have barricaded themselves behind a curtain of
chairs shouting "LADLE! LADLE!"
While we students have erected a barricade with Tuscan chair, blackboard and vertical plane, shouting angry
"Romaioli! Romaioli!" In all this, the teacher laughed, saying that some even say blessed "Coppino ...
The moral of the story is that the "scoop" is a spoon made of wood and "ladleful" è effettivamente quello cavo di metallo che quasi tutti chiamano mestolo.
Sono le piccole differenze che rendono grande questo paese!! (come disse Colin Farrell in 'Swat')



We had a regulr war at yesterday's dialectology lecture! The professor was telling us about a study on 124 people in 34 districts who had to answer questions using what they believed was standard italian...






At the question "wich is that object used to pour off soup from a pot to a bowl?" the class broke into two with a rumble.
Northern and southern students barricade behind a heap of chairs shouting "LADLE!! LADLE!!"

While we, students from tuscany, blackboard behind the barricade Ourselves and Our vertical plane yelling back Corresponding Which word is, in fact, the correct one Concerning italian vocabulary! Unfortunately there is no

Corresponding word in Inglese 'cos there not are like dialects in Italy. In this
Hécatombe the professor sat on a side giggling all satisfied! ...

Wednesday, October 4, 2006

How To Find What Engine Is In My 2003 Yukon Xl

vs Romaioli


Aaaanf! Aaaanf! We are at the bottom, I swear! This is the last part ... of course ... for now! ^___-




"OH MY GOD! TOTTEY DEPP! "



Except that I did not say anything. I
waited for a time that immediately became too much and if I open my mouth would be released only by the inarticulate cries Morlock slobbering, Raffie then took the floor asking them to stop ... Nice try, though useless. One of those manure
hath been vindicated since joining Orlando and Sandra was making pictures, putting the folder in front of the lens, the Sandra and she moved remitted it to him before and so on for 6-7 times. Looking back now I regret not having grabbed the wrist girarglielo a few times to crush the hand of blowjobs, but it was Ohggesueria appropinquando and all my venom is evaporated in a scent to the scent candy! is coming forward.
The crowd roars, the music is loud, the fire is cooking us alive, 'Yo-ho! Beviamoci up! ' and the usual screaming him to announce.
him, the animal retriever, the icing on any cake, herbal foot bath, Orlando 'run away I say this for your own good' Bloom, who is indescribable from all angles, but especially not at 45 ° from it survives, that even if you do not like you're forced to drool when you find him, the dream of Ian McKellen and also my (and I think we are the only two), Orlando, whose photo is in all the vocabularies the world under 'cursed', whose teeth have won the award for 'The Yellow said you' from 2000 to 2006, whose hands have been excommunicated from the Church, which he ... uh ... yeah! The arruffaormoni, the spaventapassere, the Beelzebub of all underwear, bruised and happy, and unhappy pravo, come and my gosh!
... ... comes in and gets down to do his dirty inteviste. As always Raffie Betta and see him before me, and I had a bastard kid Ewyn 3 meters high in front, but when I see ... OH! When I see him! The turncoat cutest of all Sherwood and his little head!
Son grew 3 centimeters in fury down stretching and calf cramps while Betta was "Oh but you see it? Oh my God, but what the fuck is good? " And I, as usual" It's so beautiful it almost makes shit! " Then, the beast towed disappears from our eyes and get Johnny Depp. If we had not seen it was quite obvious from "OH MY GOD! JOHNNEEEEY DEPP! "Of the industry Deppiana Club behind us.
The least crazy of the two harlots is dying in front instead.
Even I do my tears and rub my eyes like a child's sad, I did it last year and I did this time too, dragging both the Betta Raffie with me, but the tears that he knew there of transition! And we
as idiotic as to console the friend laughed that crazy beat ... at least she had fainted, one of us could have gone ahead. Meanwhile, there
Johnneeeey passes almost without notice, and risk of being crushed by Ohmygodjohnneydeppanti.


I look at him.
"Oh shit ... Johnny Depp ..."
With my whole being focused on the Andean Capra, who was somewhere on my right, I realize not much else, considering also the amount of hormones traveling from pant to pant. More
the white hat of Jack Sparrow is appropinqua and more risk of being crushed from behind, the whore of the sea before me, this just could not understand.
We pulled out the picture of the yellow and I tried to protect him as best I could, since it meant a sheet of plexiglass, but the back has lined paper and the frame is wood.
It was decided that I should give it to them I suspect that it mattered little friends say some nonsense as usual, but if quell'obelisco of excrement in front of me I put down the framework, could also hoped in vain. That
Swiss goat, with the whole crowd was there, claimed to not be touched ... I say no, seriously ... think about what could be a normal that in a crushing crowd, does not want anybody on him.
Every time I pushed from behind she caught him in a flurry of elbows to the Fatal Fury, hysterical screams from horror movies and insults un'accattona worse, I tried to explain calmly and civilization could not help it, when it places a culata straight on the canvas. With the last flame rational
I decided that to teleport his hands in his face would be finished inside me, then, with almost seraphic calm, I asked both the Betta that Rosanna
"girlfriends? ... I have a service of urgency. If you dress leccatrice butts had to disrupt the painting, be prompt to remove it from the organs of touch, instead sospingetemi away, because I struck him on the head until unconscious swings from rafters ... "
I have the opportunity to get away when Betty meets Johnny Depp.
Arriva, white hat, dark glasses just sees the Betta and makes a brilliant smile with all the gold teeth from Jack Sparrow ... wonderful!
... and she is doing?
laughs in his face ... that is ... No
follow me. Johnny Depp smiles at you and you laugh in the face?
Betta, Betta, you look like London, it hurts!
when he came to me I shall have the autograph and I dedicate a moment to think about how much I love the movie man!


The time it takes to move relatively little, leccatrici Backs have what they want and for as long as the Club behind not help but feel
"Oh my God! Johnneeey Depp! Oh my God! Johnneyyy Depp! "
to fifty times. And Aga
understood that there i'Gionni!
But I can not wait and Raffie
"OH MY GOD! TOTTEEEY DEPP! "




" ORLAAAAAAAAANDOOOOOOOO! "



The vaccacce are met.
The prostitute in front of me decided to put the loot in a backpack he had on his feet.
As had been his home does not talk, takes es'accovaccia suddenly down on one knee on the other side.
I take a strange desire to play tetris.
I wonder if I can get it in a bottle of nail polish?
Ewyn Sandruman and stop me but I work for at least two minutes to expose, in detail, what I would do if only m'avesse touched again and obviously talked to her in Italian, but I think he understood, since I shouted in his ear that spitting ... so I congratulated myself for my intentions and I've calmed down.
Now it's all downhill. The Betta
informs me that the obscene threat is coming from our left, this means that it catches the Betta before me and reminds me a bit 'too San Remo.
However, we document the rise for good unbelievably, this is the person who Orlantro of the beast.



At this point we could see already and I do not know what I was thinking ... I do not think he thought anything of it! Why should pull the lower lip in his mouth? anyone has any theory about why the hell do it? But he realizes how dangerous? He's got a vague or no idea how many laws are turning ormorale code?
But notice the rhetorical questions and potentially missed.
I'm there with "Orlando? Yuck, no! We only want Johnneeey "all around that are at different levels of inflamed clitoris and I have the picture in hand.
Review mentally what I have to say ... it does not matter anyway, I just have to be able to give it to him ... that is! Give it to them! The
Raffie meanwhile, free from every thought, trying as best he could to reach it.



... we considered that mouth?
We noted that upper lip? Of course the
Raffie must have been at school with the zombies of Resident Evil ... that plastic poses his hand while he silently to the strip Now!
When it comes to us there is a moment of extreme joy. You put
, thief of pants that is nothing more to read the banner and Tonny, locusts upon him, bends to sign it.



I've already talked about how not to resist this angle?
I have to say something on the line of those eyebrows? I really
waste to enunciate what the hell are those cheekbones and if not God only knows AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *
desperate cries and rolling on the floor *
"LO VOOOOGLIOOOOOO !!!!!"
* gets up, dresses in short skirt of leaves, and feathered skull shield sounding chants and dancing
*" Woe to you!
Woe to you! "In the sense

... ...

When you back up, the Betta's put in front of the usual photocopying made with the ass, when we gave him the shirt in London 'in May!' and in the meantime I take to scream
"Orlando! Orlando! It's for you! It's a present! "And ... DIIIIIIIOOOOOOO!!
But you can know what did the fish head in the Baltic?
straminchia of those frowning eyebrows and stop it makes a face like "Whoa! What? Where? "Looking among the myriad of stuff that hangs in front.
I was a bit 'more to the right, that is on your left and think "You heard me! You heard me! "
And then" ... so my english work! "And after
that makes this beast-club crochet?
see a photocopy of the Betta, makes a face as if to say "Well thank you ... but ... and it's a bit 'cahare ..." So that
attack shouting "Where the fuck you look, balengo? Here! This! The picture! "Rattle waving in front of the hairy muzzle.
Damn you damn milkman takes it.
She looks at him, smiling, "It's beautiful!" Looks up, looks at me and I do not have time to die where they are, with shorts blacks and the yellow jersey that the bee was Maia saw me, because this time, pork the clergy and their red robes, I have to tell him.
I opened my eyes, I catch his, pig shit, and say "It's for you!" if I had not realized, beast!
And then "It's handpainted!" And here ...
bells!
I've done it!
was a year that I wanted to tell him!
Hand!
HAND gosh!
She smiles at me (although it is more correct to say that he was already smiling, always smiling) and head nods.
Lousy! How I hate you! I hate you so much that you strip strusciarmiticisivi dint of him ... But
Ewyn, who has no time for sentiment, looks at him straight in the eye and makes
"She made it!" Indicating the Sandra.
Basically I want to say, is almost the truth, right? The Yellow is the cousin and the blood is.
The little flea circus of my time, find the Sandra, the tip of the finger against * CRACK * (Eh? I? What have I done?) And makes "icchè Oh you did, you?" The Betta
him to the head ... then you realize it, it says "Shit, old whore, every left is lost!" and throws a kiss.
Here, pork Judah and all the traitors of history, I see him stare a nanosecond, the curls Labbruzzo top and threw a kiss.
"MAAADONNA *"&%§#@!!!!!!" cry uncontrollably.
But at least you feel, disgusting sewer, you might kill me? The Betta
took it very well, but I was naive to two inches from her face when she threw me a kiss and are seen in slow motion ... ... but fuck that man is dangerous!
In a fanfiction I read once that Orlando is not like the sun ... that do not want to look at it is that you can not, because it would hurt too much.
Mò Carza ... for you?
What's more, while signing autographs in front of us did not find anything better to do than to worsen the situation would have a conversation about the weather and how hot he was doing.
I looked at him and gave him "Eheheh not you know ... because, clam! "
But I crush the armpits, troiaio tireless!


But no one stopped him and how come he went to bestow a little 'more on the back.
"Sandra, did you?"
"Ericheit, I have it!" And makes me see the photos.
"SHIT!" I do so with ferocity "It can not look!"
Now the plan is clear: We hope that all these Pecorone be weighing the three steps, we gain the first row and slowly crawl towards the entrance of the Odeon so when it comes out BAM! a slope in front, threw it across a shoulder, in night!
An excellent plan, no doubt about it.
Meanwhile we enjoy the rest of the walkway, after the main event. Of course there is also
Keira, sorry, I forgot to put it not because I do not like but because I have a mind one way!



Suddenly my radar goes crazy hormonal.
I say "What the hell? ... That there is again close Laid?" And I look around.
gape when approaching to sign an autograph. Do
a nudge to do and Sandra "Sandra? ... Who is amazing I'm cool!"
And she, with the air of someone who knows a lot "is Norrington ... "
" soooo?? "


But I say ... but it is, I get distracted for a moment and I get all gnomes? However, the bridge continues
they pass certain that I understand that if the OC is to pull and tear from passing even quell'abulico Keira's boyfriend.
Figliola, I garbi but as for men unless you drool for Orlando, I am here and you there, eh?



sudiciumai I begin to rise by Maroni and we throw in the first row, lift up the banner, the smooth and hung up before us.
come the last stragglers among them also the child of Willy Wonka all dressed in blue, with a hat so cute and we all had a moment of tenderness looking at it.
him I wanted a picture, but poor little fellow, seemed to be pedophiles! Many
instead they asked for my autograph, and he excitedly undertook to sign and smiling ... belliiiinoooooo !!!!!
When it is clear that all have already entered we turn around and we finally cracks down.
the floor was the delirium.
Apart from some dead person was pretty much everything.
And do not tell you what was in the backpack of the Betta! ... Actually yes, I tell you!
cheese which we had received approximately eight hours was the first time, the sandwiches had become tortillas and ham baked product had an unpleasant Acquin fetoica that had spread throughout the backpack.
"Oh joy ..." he exclaimed with an expression Sandruman flat and sitting on a head of lettuce, while I rub my hands on the tarmac to remove the smell.
We destroyed them, but we know we have two accounts plus or minus a couple of hours to roll on the ground before having to get up.
We were wrong.
the usual screams sprung to his feet.
"What is it? What the fuck is? "
I do not know when are we realized balengo but was out on the balcony above the entrance of the Odeon. There
Orli who greets everyone with his hand.


going crazy.
inflates the lungs as a pipe and let out a scream from Viking in the fjords.
"ORLAAAAANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!"
in my life I will have done little, but the lessons have served me singing!
Here each of us with his DVD and each part has its own director's cut, then tell me how I remember it.
As usual, I think she turns to the powerful appeal of the alpaca in my love and finally note the banner, reads it with the whole face intent and I regret not being able to take the handful, then smiles, pulls up her little hand with thumbs up, the lies to us making the victory sign with two finger (Routes and now) and that same stronzissima hand if the door then at heart with his face to
"Aaaaaaawwwwwwww!"
I greet him as if he were on the pier and the ship sails, I miss only straw hat with ribbon, then they are right!
not satisfied by a gomitatina to Keira, she turns and he shows our banner. The Betta
noted by the lip of her, after reading it, exclaimed, "From Venice ... wow!"
Once that unfortunately came back, I turn around and exclaimed "There! But it did not come out even Johnny? Orlando is just wonderful to come out to say hello! "
look at me" ... Erica ehm ... look that there were all the others out! "
I did not say not to be admitted at the beginning but I had not even seen Keira
... In any case, we are the picture of happiness!
Poor Silvia, depressissima, had joined us just before we could go in the front row by proclaiming that it was his first and last premiere, the poor not only had taken a lot of beatings and threatened a tracheotomy elbow by a Valkyrie, but not had not even seen!
So you can imagine his happiness when I'm out on the balcony and Orlebbra turned toward us! The
did return the smile!
Ragnini Bravo, bravo! We are exchanging comments
blennies on his person when we see that Keira is Johnneeey exit.
"Perfect! Soon we will also see Orleaving "But
Orleaving had other plans.
come the security men, "" Come on ladies. There's nothing to see! "




" NO, I'm just holding the head "



You decide to eat at the Bistro last night but one of the group should take medication, and drags us up a supermarket in Piccadilly.
On the way back to the hotel to ponder: I can not really anymore!
My feet are leaving and the knowledge that he had just seen the biped Marrano is slowly going up on me.
The cashier wants to make conversation and asked me if we are Brazilian and Betta, then learned that no look, we cinegresi, asks us if we can win the championship.
I tell him that, well, polite but nasty coward if I do not think so ... he laughs, so I tell him I'm sorry for England.
He quickly looks around and makes me "Ssssshh! Do not say it so loud that if you are feeling bitter cabbage! "I giggled
" Funny guy! "
He said," Quit too quiet, I look at your back! "
Out, with shoulders look from the cashier, and I Betta we try to say that we want leave a little house ... we had not ever done!
We have virtually seized and we had to go with them.
One of the girls, if you know German or Dutch, on the road collapses and pulls off his shoes.
"What size?" Makes Tonny.
"Forty!" Part of the symbol and extract from my rucksack sandals blacks "There!" Silvia laughs and goes "Mac Guyver" and how they must have known him to laugh, too. Ah! Dear Mac Guyver that unites the different cultures! During the dinner is all a buzz of DVDs and a trigger muti-angle, the only one that I have not reworked. I have 10 minutes
sacrosanct mental and physical collapse.
I hum 'Gideon the spider' to distract me, because everything that I do not think of him, it seems that every time I see him going to get worse.
The Betta is always happier, I increasingly desperate.
But in my 10 minutes of death will not be alone, in the days after it happen too often to Sandra and Raffie to stop where they are, turn around with her eyes covered with a thick layer of tears and murmur, "Orlando ..." his voice cracking .
The dinner goes well, they are all happy except me, which slide down the slippery slope of 'the vogliohhh' But when we get the pie he had ordered banoffie Tonny, I resumed a bit 'in a good mood: they had done the autograph of Orlando with liquid chocolate!
Arrives for us the time to say goodbye, but not before he had made some pictures with the banner Tonny on the crime scene.
The first is from Li, in meters to separate themselves from the group of which I do not know the names nor the backgrounds as they took another line, then it's time for Tonny and Hendrich, which descend along the line that brings us back to the hotel . After the umpteenth time
tears & sighs, I sit next to Silvia.
I look at "Why you look so fresh? I'ma shit with my legs! "
Actually I could not wait take a shower screaming like a porn star to see what color the water was coming down.
the reception was not the type, so I, remembering the last time Brazil played a key and I'd had to take alone, I have served this time.
appears behind me, look at me and makes me reproachfully, "Do not do it anymore!"
I reduce the eyes slit, widen the nostrils and Flame! Ash in the panties!
I do not have to do so after it all day I have the hormone in battle. The
I almost wanted to say "I do not know what else I can do that I want to ask you to never again" but not I knew if he would take it well or not ... Anyway
m'infilo in an elevator with Silvia laughing like crazy, I greet you with a "Holy shit!" em'infilo room. How come the
Sandra and I are Raffie pours on the bed, face down with the backpack still on, keys in hand and arms in the 'gecko on the wall'.
My girlfriends at various stages of death, they begin to shed their clothes dirty and then I take this opportunity, I get up, I go to the bathroom door and exclaimed, "I do not know whether to cry or not shit!" What
Lady! While we are
I take a shower and there is howling like a coyote boy!
When I go I see is ... there on my bed in his underwear and T-shirt, looking distraught, still full of mud, stair treads, candy wrappers and with my pillow between your thighs! The
Sandra ... that unrepentant Pig!
"Cursed boat shows! Ridammelo now, I have to put my face! "
" Eh ... but it does not matter ... "he says as if nothing had come off a stick of ice cream from a jag.
When all we had a shower and drank at will
"BRAAAH"
"Oh, hi Colin!"
"Fuck!"
is the time I hate the most because I have to take notes while Raffie message (With the body still, invisible from the thumb how fast and all the dust that rises and swirls around with a few bags and dead leaf) and Sandra, as usual, already asleep.
are there in the air bites with the intent and hand pressed over her mouth when she whispers to Raffie Betta unconscious "But look how busy!" And I
"No ... I'm just holding his head ..."



"in the final!"



Tuesday morning, July 4.
How fast do not know, 55 seconds of the alarm sound Betta is already at the door with a suitcase waiting for us. Rosanna and
Silvia is already gone and left us a note on the door, since they depart the next day I went to do some sightseeing, lucky!
Raffie and I are much slower to drag us out of their beds while Sandra does push-ups on the gums.
When we go down to breakfast there is the third part of 'Orlando: tears & sighs' and we all three mourners. The
Raffie has on the DVD of greeting, and I kiss Sandruman that of that of 'To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar '.
Raffie The course is the last to close the case after losing half stuff and put the other half held the Betta. Let
throughout the deposit of the hotel (in the corridor) and sail to our last day in London!
Needless to say, I tried Terry all day, right?
the Virgin, in libraries, sports stores, newsstands, in all the places I had said Tonny Ewyn and nothing but! Son of the blessed even the shadow.
However, the morning also used to visit the fantastiviglioso 'Forbidden Planet' and we had not ever done!
There is everything!
I am bringing the hysterics on DVD and art book by Hayao Miyazaki, rattle and convulsed on the pirate stuff, all the Star Wars and more, but nothing takes when it comes to LotR swords, the statues and the lightsaber collectible ... For a change, you go to lunch at Starbucks ...



In the afternoon continue the search for Terry and we take the first shower and unique sound throughout our stay, let us fly together to London in the first store we find, I drew the hat as raffia, leaves a little music, we turn around there's Sandra Mac that is extracted from the bag, the k-way
... Of course, the procedure takes only 7 seconds after being worse than before!
In a lake of sweat we decided to take back to the hotel to pack up and leave for 16.30/17 Earl's Court is finally ... sigh ... starting to like this place!
arrive at Victoria station hoping that there is still promoting 3x2 tickets otherwise partly because we are not poor, but we have luck.
We are a bit 'sad but ... we're sorry to leave, we were so good!
First we get rid of the bags at the check-in, then we go to find food and eat sessions, while the usual threat that sexy voice your bags unattended will be removed and destroyed maybe, I pray that there are no Italians around because the discussion is so monstrous as to be almost the height of Sandra. Going
boarding and refining the ticket loses him picked up from the ground ... and do "Please be careful!"
Twenty minutes later, coming out of a kiosk where the ridges had bought a newspaper on the premiere, an English lady chasing us waving the ticket Raffi.
"Oh my God! Thank you! "I make myself, my girlfriend glaring at him.
"Eheheheheheheheh! Oh shit! Can you imagine if I lose it? "
Between jokes, jokes and amusements almost lost the plane because our gate was a good while longer in the ass, when we board the plane and the plane goes off from British soil while I drop a tear next to me two DVD players already buzzing.
I spend most of the crossing watching the clouds out the window while Raffie and Betta are lost in strange alchemical formulas, more or less over the Dolomites see a bank of clouds stretched from the wind.
I do not have time to say "Shit ..." you turn on your signal to the belt.
We danced for about twenty minutes and when we landed, always moving to a dozen feet above houses and roadways, the Betta is a time and makes me "Now I can tell. There my mom told her not to tell until we landed but a few days ago a plane went down in Peretola without a cart! "
But I do not have time to think because they are alive and playing in Italy: I know what they are !
just plugged in the car to turn on the radio Piero: zero to zero! The two dirty
want my photos now, so I'm forced to take me home, unpack your suitcase, take the lead and go to Manon's cousin Sandruman. Within and without healthy
almost put myself sitting on the floor to see the second overtime, and already I'm preparing to penalties when, after less than a minute: NETWORK!
screamed, and inordinate have not yet finished smadonnare of joy: NETWORK!
"EVVAAAAIIIIIIIIII !!!!! WE FINALEEEEE !!!!"

Ultimately, our experience is all about London this year.
course hunting Powder is not over, because it is a source of sudden break and extravagant trips out of town ... if you think that there is still the premiere of the third part of the Pirates, I already run the Maronites ...
another round, another race!
the next people!

Sunday, October 1, 2006

Driver Pctv 150e/55e Seven

06/07/2003 "LONDON AGAIN!" Part 3 eng



is the second part of the reportage of 'London 2: persecution'!
And we keep going! ^____^










"SHAKE! SHAKE! SHAKE! BANANA! "


So give us good night, we put to bed and it soon becomes clear that the Betta which has the blessing ... you can not make them quit mouth, vomiting is a continuous feel that if the pork in the establishment of the Play Boy allegedly suffered. Raffie and I wanted to stay but there was no way. We were afraid that, when collapsed, exhausted, when we wake we heard Sandra "... then, with his arm ..." as if he had never stopped talking the night before.
The next day, Sunday, July 2, Ewyn enters the dining room with mood flourishing of a serial killer.
We learn that must necessarily go to the birthday of some English friends who had hosted, when they were three days of shame to go to the British Museum.
"Well, damn ..." do "There must be a way to organize!"
We decide to spend the morning at the British!


While we wander from the Rosetta Stone at the gates of Alexandria ('hi Colin!') Taken from various stages of Stendhal syndrome, I'm thinking that it is a place to ... Viggo lover would visit with someone like Viggo ... that would turn even more attractive among the display cases while someone tells you with what you are looking at culture and that someone is Viggo ... and maybe, that's ... uh ... you take the hand ... ... ... arf At this point I found my girlfriends face down on the floor in the vicinity of a fire door that I try something from bubbling puddle of drool where spills, and pull me up when I talk to my insane vision Ewyn understand, how you holding up a column and slit-eyed, even that would not mind at all to you! Unfortunately we miss the road to Silvia, who was unwell and decided to sit and wait in the courtyard of the museum, it tells us Ewyn, was paved with marble and covered with a glass structure only recently. The effect
'cooked alive' that flows from that day of 35 degrees is really interesting. Just entry, Ewyn had grabbed a map, a pen and unlined, saying, "This, this, this and this!" had marked the rooms to visit. Then she slipped his helmet, took the compass and we started to load steps. We have seen the Indian pavilion, with Shiva, Buddha, Ganesha etc etc, what greek with the remains of the Parthenon, we went to Egypt, Latin America and Easter Island, then unfortunately we are back in the courtyard of the British because it was time during lunch and Rosanna had run away. We stopped at the gate waiting for Jules Jordan and saw that they were flying in the area and meet us and after we went to Starbucks because there was one right there and we were starting to go hungry in crisis.
Ewyn Before saying goodbye we had a look for in a penetrating way, he had pointed the finger and had exhaled, "I recommend to you ... Sandra, Erica and refined! A Camden watch out, come out before the five and if something happens to Silvia, rotolerààààà some heads! "And the curious of hearts with head, hands and feet, hopped behind the paint the white roses and singing in the bushes
" Ross dipingiam!
red the tingiam! Neither
blue! Neither partner! Neither rainbow!
Ross tingerem "
Then she turned that had greeted Silvia replied with a flicker of white long eyelashes and a smile and was gone from the subway. Now I was again
Navigator I.
I say again because this is the first time I bring someone around me, usually I am of the Charon turn.
thinking "Damn that hard ..." I take the sandwich with pickles and wonderful frappuccino from straw and suck it with so much passion that laid down again when the glass does not stop the cream begins to leak out and enthusiastically along the straw.
thinking of things I look absolutely innocent, chaste and God-fearing but when they get the Betta Raffie and I can not help but exclaim
"I just made you the cannucciaeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh"
I have looked a bit 'worried, but not had no choice to be ferried to Camden from me.
Along the way we were grazing across the sidewalk, as ciabanando fishwives if catch a shortcut or not, when behind us, we feel tight lips humming a tune, but with energy and jubilant with one eye and see this lovely English lady eyed us hopped below now ... right now at left clearly wanted to go ... maybe she thought of singing as a kind of horn ... maybe she felt nice to pretend to have one of those horns that make a jingle stuck in my mouth ... maybe ... did not ask permission first, instead of playing behind a jingle?
Speaking of sound, the phone rings I and my father informs me that the English national will to Stansted for the 15 o'clock that afternoon.
"Damn!" Exclaimed dismal.
My plan to take two beans with a pigeon ... no ... that is killing two birds with one stone goes down the drain. Already I imagined
wriggling between the ankles of those present and grasp the language is that Terry Beckham to give him a couple of Italian lessons in the bathroom of the airport.
"Listen and repeat: Yes, my mistress!"
By subway as usual Raffie gets left on the escalators, in danger of collapse every two to three, but her joyful laugh, saying, "I will remember next voltaaaaaaaa "while being dragged downstream by commuters on the run.
eyeing the stops that separate us from our destination I see that there is also King's Cross.
"Why do not we look at the platform 9 ¾?"
"Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"
... a bunch of morons ...
do not know what happened to that station, but do not understand anything. To begin
is divided into two, there is no platform 9 but 9b, it is all fenced off and full of steps with a sign unlikely, however, we find the point where they put a label that says' Platform 9 ¾ 'and a trolley for the bags stuck in half brick wall. Obviously we had to pass all the pictures!



They put out so clearly deficient as hordes of us were going to pour on the track where trains to make fools and pretend to jump into the wall ... but we are not entirely satisfied.
We want the real platform 9 ¾ what is between 9 and 10, the one with the red brick arch, so we decide to go looking for him.
sides, I and refining in the head, and Silvia Sandruman to follow, we pass along to others through a columned passage and stopped just beyond.
"Where do we go about that?" I do.
"I think that way!" Makes the Raffie "Because you see, there must be the archway ..." and as she says this sentence is me that I face.



... desert ... "Ahem ... Raffie? I think ... like, right? ... That we lost the Silvia and Sandra ... "She turns herself
" Where the fuck? ... How the heck? ... But they were behind us until two seconds ago! " is upset.
And believe it, because I grow a shadow and a threat in the mind.
Already I seem to feel the warm breath of Ewyn around the package like a thick rope hanging.



"Shit! Cerchiamole! "And we ran all around, wonderful truth of how they did stracazzo to lose sight in four seconds and three steps behind us ... the fact is that we find them.
"Ahahahahahah! But no problem! There is Sandra with her! "Makes Raffi.
I watch "The Sandra? But Sandra does not know a word of English ... "
look to us when we hear in the distance the horse's hoofs the Grim Reaper.
"Well ... but the Englishman knows the Silvia," I am heartened her.
"Yeah ... uh ... let's call them and tell to come back to the track 9 ¾ i want to know how the fuck did they get lost! "Nearly two
balenga we were following in the colonnade between them and us when they put three guys, these three guys come out once have turned to the right, while we We stopped at two straight. Our little friends, a kind of imprinting by migratory birds, have followed them but not actually seeing more. While speaking with howling
bet and cap of the scouts that when you lose you stay right where you are, instead of following strangers in some dark cave, go down underground and install the last car.
arrive at the station in Camden Town.
"girlfriends, go down!" I gathering them with the stick of the shepherdess.
"This little friend!" I respond as we have very politely in front of the doors 'sorpreeeeesa!' opening on the wall.
moment of panic.
"Correteeeeee"
Following the trail of tears Raffie who had been convinced to remain trapped in that car for all eternity, we pass on to the oars as Viking rushing to the head of the car where there was only one door that led to the dock. Camden Town
I must say that I was positively impressed.
You breathe, you know, a pout-Puorro of the new atmosphere between London and the free spirit and innovation of the '70s will ... even for stores like this?



We slipped into the Dark Side and there were all these beautiful clothes that seemed to come out of a vampire movie, tremendissime wedge heels, corsets and lace spider ... kilt!
I tried to get him a photo but the boy, a gnome of poverty among other things, savagely scolded us because we could not.
Seriously, who has been treated as a fishmonger and just inside the Camden market. This should be filthy
budiola Italian doubly stupid or perhaps they just felt more like some people when they go to live in big cities like the City es'infilano a broomstick up the ass by lifting Materazzi to the chin during the anthem because they are convinced of being intimately the best in the world.
I'll understand ... I went to England when I was 16, alone, and I lived there for 6 months, but even the shadow broomsticks.
bad, could be an experience! However, the
merdona, for no reason, talking to his neighbor across the English pulciosa to stand there apostrophe as 'Fucking italians'.
I would have killed her.
"Fucking you'll be there and the pig you 'Mom!" I have done in the Italian (so understood him perfectly) and my girlfriends dragged me off this boat and giggle with the air of dressed of knowingly. While
Raffie bought pins and turned in front of studded leather collars, foam from a stall and the other considering several options, including:
- go back and ruin poker
- running around the stall hissing "Mooooriraaaaiiiiiii!" for 5 or 6 minutes
- grab by the neck and shake screaming, until it goes in the pants Minogue
Obviously I have not done any of this, I was enjoying myself too much to risk arrest, there would be no doubt in fact, that between me and the bobbies would you put in me.
So while Sandra is felt all the shirts with the words 'let me look' that he found and gave to Silvia ravanare opportunity, I took the 5 minutes, which usually takes me to get over this kind of situation.
"Well! I passed! Now I have to look for the posters of Terry! "
I searched all over London and there was no way to find it.
In any event, full of hope, I have trawled across Camden and Virgin in return no results ... I found the box set of Sharpe (TV series with Sean Bean).
raffia and Sandra were running amok throughout the store and probing with his tongue the corners looking for stuff on Orlabbro when I grabbed the DVD with a scream!
I looked at the box-eyed cow in love, I looked at the price and I fell for all the hair.
I must have looked so desperate that a tall black guy came and placed me
"Everything okay?"
And I, who I had not realized that security was "Yes ..." with a tearful voice, staring at the casket eager clasped my hands.
Ride "You want it?" And I
"Eh ... maybe!" He has become and laughed.
It cost 60 pounds ... I left there, along with dozens of handkerchiefs and I got carried away in tears.
Now you put another logistical problem to meet Ewyn! It was 16 and wanted
go to Harrods, but it was too late, we still had to go back to the hotel and make the shower and then go back downtown to meet Tonny, Li and Hendrich. In addition
and I had Raffie sfrittellati feet. Sandra has run
The offer to build a pair each with a banana peel, a cap of beer and a couple of dead leaves, but we declined, as usual Silvia apparently is fresh as a daisy. The call to
Raffie Ewyn and decide to meet you at Harrods and I are so fired without realizing that I'm going to limbo dance style around her shoulders shaking Raffie that call, while singing
"SHAKE! SHAKE! SHAKE! BANANA! "




"WHY IS WONDERFUL"



We do not make time to attack that we realize that is not a good idea and trying to recall it, we send a message but Super-Ewyn has already slipped into a meter.
"But pork ..." we have to necessarily go and see if she went to Harrods.
While we're there we take a picture at least externally.



Ewyn not there, then go back, more and more death.
Silvia, apart from a slight redness from tanning, is as fresh as a rose ... has an impressive stamina! (It's an optical illusion, I do not have arms ... two-tone)




Appena uscite a Earl’s Court, che ogni volta sa sempre più di casa, una visione, come un soffio d’aria fresca, investe me e la Raffie impegnate a lamentarci senza ritegno: un fico assurdo, alto, capello fluente e con la camicia aperta sul petto liscio! Guizzo di teste da cobra, colpo di capelli al vento, apparizione di trucco alla Houdinì e “Piaceeeeereeeeee!” facciamo in coro con gli occhi a fessura e le narici larghe. Dopo questa botta di vita andiamo al supermercato a comprare i sostentamenti per il D-Day. Siccome io, Betta e Raffie andremo via presto senza poter fare colazione, decidiamo di prendere qualcosa di dolce. Io vorrei i muffin ma siccome non so come fuck you take those baskets to choose to leave them.
fold up the croissants, I also see that smug swaying on the spot with her hand over her mouth while asking, "Hm! ... Jam or chocolate?" But then does not do any more.
back to the hotel and send the Raffie to take a shower first or not we'll never. The
Raffie part, he stumbles on his shoes, backpack, on a flea es'infila in shower.
I spent preparing the stuff for later, I filled my bottle with pull-up cap with carbonated water and I put in a backpack, then I remember that I have to get something, I grab him, slam him playfully on the bed and
* * BUUUUUM
explosion and I am swollen backpack water sparkling like a bagpipe.
Fortunately the camera of 8 mega pixels with 1 GB memory card does not get wet. With the ususal
background noises drowning of Raffi, the Sandra offers to build a camera using nothing but spare a few strands of carpet, a pencil and bread crumbs.
I try but ... resist! Meanwhile
grimly see if there is a hidden part Quelch poster of Terry.
I take a shower too, do a little 'washing of peasants singing folk songs and then it was the turn of the Betta.
We were on the floor, I wiped the hair and Raffie had just stumbled when behind us, naked as Lady Godiva, Sandra jumps out of the process, land, stands a step back and disappears into the bathroom screaming
"POSSOOFFRIVISOLOQUESTOCHIHAVISTOHAVISTOCHINONHAVISTO ..."
very well and so fast that we can dream ... essercelo
The appointment is in Leicester Square for the 20 Raffie but wasted no time, they are the Maronites hours sanding it does not want to speak English with Tonny. A
sending 20 text messages a day in fluent English is ashamed to say two words.
While trying to get me to wear her clothes to impersonate you arrive and we meet three other subjects of His Majesty The Light.
So we follow them, that being in London, We ferry across Soho to a restaurant, that way I do not know that there was but it was chock full of thugs svaccati in the middle of the street with beers. The
Raffie c'inciampa above, I wonder if anyone has a poster of Terry, Ewyn studying the surroundings with eyes slit air alert, the Sandra pulls out a backpack full of beer distiller obvious aim of priming, while Silvia zen test the technique called 'I'm not here, I was seeing'.
brings us to a bistro, cheap, and with friendly staff and the first thing you discover with amazement is that like Totti ... I wonder how we came into topic ... maybe because I screamed and refining "TOTTEEEEY! TETTEEEEY THAT! "Every 3 words? As soon as we
order
"I'll have a pancake!"
"I know ... one pancake ..."
"Two!"
"Three!"
"Four!"
us we immediately recognize, so that the next night as we have seen
have exclaimed "Ah! Welcome back (Captain Jack)! Four pancakes again? "Anyway
(Velli noooo ... damn!) While waiting for a part of peddling illegal images. The
Raffie extracts from his wallet some photos of Orlando, the Silvia out of her purse, Tonny sleeves, Hendrika stockings, Li-haired, Sandra ... er ... the best not, however, had too!
I participate a little 'just to talk and try, sweating uncontrollably, to understand what about them because the accent of native speakers as close I have no trouble understanding Tonny. When it's my pancake with salad, creamed spinach, goat cheese and basmati rice to drool attack and I wonder how good!
While we are at the sweet, Tonny and Raffie give me the terrible news that some girls in Leicester Square already slept on the ground to take the posts and I enter into a limbo of panic.
I'm almost certain that this time we play the front row!
The reason I still do not know ... We salute you and
We meet the morning after, with the classic 'who send us a good Totteeey!' or 'let go and let Totteeey'
By subway, so as not to feel the pain in the feet, and I Raffie we placed in the so-called wind tunnel (in front of the window at the top of the car) to make Titanic.
"No," cried lie behind "Why do I do Jack?"
he walked back to the hotel there is taking it so well that we begin to sing out loud a whole repertoire by Sandruman & Ewyn with
'Blighted Spring '
' Is it because I love you '
' Happiness' and of course
'Nostalgia rogue'
while dancing and doing the follow shot of the helmet Carrà: all this in front of a police patrol parked.
"TOTTEEEY! WITH THAT TETTEEY TUTƯƯƯ! "Back in the room screaming.
I was so bad that I could spararmici feet above and not feel the difference.
raffia instead of a bush had stopped between the teeth from dinner.
stumbles on the charger, it lands on the bed and calmly Ravana takes her bag, muttering in a manner unintelligible.
"But where yet ... perhaps ... hmmm, no ... later? There he is! "Exclaims triumphantly pulling out a box of dirty paper and crumpled from which he pulls out a toothpick put to work immediately. That's where Ravana
intensity when I decide to lean from just above the rim of the bag to peek inside
"Oh There!" I do "A coat hanger!"
and refining "Eheheheheheheheh! Oh but look! Orlando Bloom! ... Oh no ... what I pull out tomorrow! "
Obviously we prepare for everything and good Tottey the drudgery of the day, there are 23.30 and say 'Come on, we sleep that tomorrow we should get up at 5!"
At 1:00 we are still awake, and mica to solve the problem of world hunger, stains. Following the thread of
maialata Sandra's usual end up thinking in terms of 'vulva'.
At one point, responding to a bar of Raffi,
exclaimed, "No, you were wrong! The Sandra is VULVERINE "
... and believe me: you do NOT want to know what the place of the claws!
taken by these speeches, which are closely related to re-establish the balance of world power, at some point I make in Vulverine
"Oh ... I like it to me and Eric Bana!"
"Yes, but ... why?" Insists Sandra.
"Why ... why ... why me and polite men's men"
He thinks for a moment on, then asks me "But ... then Orlando? "
I watch" I like it because Orlando wonderful. "




" FINALLY A LITTLE 'TERRY'


- THE BEGINNING OF OUR D-DAY -


God ... I feel bad.
I feel it already, then I damn snot runny nose from one nostril to be exact, right ... how am I going to premiere?
I turn around and tell him "This is no ... as I can hold out for all those hours?"
And he smiles at me, sweet and thoughtful as usual.
looked into his eyes, deep and blue and I know that everything will be fine, because he will take care of me, as does forever.
A blanket covers me away, like a warm hug and the soundness of his body next to mine.
I smile ... I almost feel better already ... and a crash
dry and the door opens "Macchi indoor pool," he cries, the other, with his usual way from the slums pub "you into shape I "I said this and pulls the blanket off me and reassuring me taken from the arms, dragged, almost like a primitive, in the kitchen.
slams me in front of a white cup, we poured it into something of steaming, black and strong "Drink! There is nothing better than a good Irish coffee, a cold, "and I send down.
At that moment he arrives at the door. It says nothing but I already know everything, because you see how he looks at you ... when he looks at you that way, there's no way not to understand it. The address
a contrite look on the other hand ... how can I let go when the other in front of me slams a jug full of dark stuff? "Guinness!" Exclaims proudly, "Throw it down all that grows hair on his chest to the nuns!" And how do you resist so much, I say? I take the beer, knowing that I will not heal and I drink it with a crash and then I turn to him, remained at the door. I know they do not approve at all, but I Bambi eyes and he can not resist much and comes and sits next to me.
"Gheeeeeeeee" I think instead I say "Well now ... let's see how you can make me feel better ..." by adding an alluring flicker of an eye, raise my hand and ...

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP * * *
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
* * * BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

" AAAAHHHHH "I jumped up on the bed" VIGGIANO! COLIN! QUIIIII AGAIN! "
I look around me with barely concealed disgust and then regrowth head under the pillow" Wake of shit ... "grumble.
thunder.
"WONDER WOMAAAAAN! All the world is waiting for youuuuu! Tarattararattattarattaaaaaa! And the power you posess! Lalallaralallaaaaaa! "Sandra was already dressed and waiting for us at the door.
Unexpectedly, I really blocked nose ...
"Cobidciabo bede ..." gasp, then pull out a leg from under the sheet and delivers a giant bed pedatone Raffi.
"Mmmmmmm" is the only answer I get.
The atmosphere is relaxed, as the foot of a guillotine. The
Raffie stumbles, turns on the phone and no time to say 'Olendou' there comes a message from Emy
"Move here because it is already crowded" were
5.30 am ... just
Panico.
"Let's move the fuck! Let's move! ... First of all, we have breakfast ... "I take the croissant and watch the figure: a croissant with jam which is coated by a knife.
"Raffie but ..." I open and taste one. Salt
as shit.
"But Christ ... but this sucks!" Do as I chased one into the mouth through her tears.
"But ... how? It is not filling? "Makes Raffi.
"I say that?" I tell her face with her cheeks streaked with tears.
They really shit but there's more.
"Eat." Enjoined the handing her the tray with grim determination.
"M-I really do not ... but I'm very hungry!" Try to do both you Sandruman, but I thicken the eyebrows to Ken Shiro and I "You have three seconds to eat, then your internal organs will mix like a cube rubik become genetically and two female kangaroos. "
They ate.
Obviously there is now the yellow of the day: where is the bag of filthy socks with Raffie?
And even more: who hath been fucked up the only pair of clean socks who had lovingly prepared the night before?
We'll never know, so we are preparing to go there and put underground. I
Meanwhile, as usual, I just want pass out and wake up just before the arrival of Orlando immoral, but as this is possible seems to me in all its evidence when we get to Leicester Square and see the whole front row is occupied ... there is a hole free. We
back and forth a few times, it's only seven and I lift my eyes to heaven
"Holy Totti you help us!" He exclaimed.
take place behind the folding chair with two girls who were there from one of those nights, we thought it just shut those fucking chairs perhaps at least one of us would be able to move forward.
Poor deluded.
behind what I did not know I was finished. The
baldraccacce had to force had lost the light of the eyes because a moment before I have kindly lent their chair while the next minute they were rude to be more of this land.
to one of two that had problems with his knee, to return the favor, I did the rest on my leg because he could draw ... but the problem was the other.
was hysterical, a real fury.
when you reach the Raffie had 'friendship' with two Frenchman in the front row thanks to its Echelon bracelet (not the outer ear, but the group of supporters of Jared); the baldracchissime (there hath been thrown out of the World bitches!) were there for Johnny Depp and suddenly all I torna.
Avevamo fatto i conti senza l’oste…non c’era solo Orlando dietro cui sbavare, era pieno anche delle maialacce di Johnny!
Io adoro Johnny Depp, potrei baciare la terra dove cammina perché come attore proprio non gli si può dire un cazzo…ma le fans che avevamo attorno, comprese le due inglesi sulle seggiole…avrei potuto dargli fuoco!
La Raffie una volta saputo che per le francesi Orlando Bloom avrebbe potuto anche morire di herpes, ha tentato d’insinuare che forse una volta passato Johnny potevano cederci la prima fila.
“Col cazzò!” hanno risposto elegantemente.
Stessa cosa con quelle davanti a me.
“Si! Si! Quando arriva Orlando ci abbassiamo, because we do not give a fuck no! "
Eheheheheheheh ... oh no, huh?
When it came to the unattainable had a reaction of only what I call 'Underwear of Flames' and have made zoccoleggiare screaming and waving their blocchettini for un'autografo.
... and so ... Orlando sucks, eh?
At 7:10 we were sitting on the cold pavement in Leicester Square, with a whole day in front of agony. The
Sandra has slipped sleeping in a lavish three minutes with a lot of shooting when you wake up, scared to death that the Raffie was leaning on my shoulder while I unfortunately I have not slept a wink, maybe I was too comfortable, since it usually collapse when they are standing, pressed against a fence and with the people who savagely beats me. Shortly after arriving
Rosanna and Silvia. The
had taken place at that very moment, but we can not keep it when everyone stood up for no reason.
Ewyn do you put the helmet with a quiet, half closes his eyes and goes "No problem ... I PENZ EC"
Shortly after he was in second row to my right, I left the Betta, then Raffi, Tonny Hendrich and Li, who arrived later.
the blessed daughter of Hendrich, and knowing that somehow never drooled on Terry (maybe because I saw the billboard lick Piccadilly?), gave me a newspaper clipping with a picture that I licked it carefully and put in my black block.




"I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU PASS ... savvy?"



The Silvia had found a possible opening for putting the first row behind the girl who had come from Naples to San Remo in February but unfortunately the crowd will be such that the poor Silvia eventually crushed by a handful of Virago and the Valkyries, who beat her from behind, who stepped on the front, those who bludgeoned his hips.
the morning progresses, people continue to arrive and we can have shadow until 11, when the sun beyond the buildings We shine in the skull under full power. The
Raffie while eating.
no sandwiches, no biscuits or snacks ... no.
In my nails had been sprinkled with tomato and basil glaze, you know not? such as garlic or shit to eat them not to be missed.
Here, she had brought a snack!
He had grown in love for months, fighting and then, in a morning tour of the premiere dell'Antologia of Perdition, he had just made out like a swarm of termites could have done.
Around 9.30/10.00 begin to put hurdles in front of and behind us was a guy who pretended to be Jack Sparrow.



For this picture I caught him by his girlfriend ... even a dirty look from him, but I do not know if it was because all of a sudden I turned around and I spoke in English (who knows ... maybe he did not think I understood them) or because they did not remember to be dressed in costume and I thought I was in love with him.
Meanwhile, the sun beat down mercilessly. Ewyn out a Tubettoni protection and 40 under the umbrella gets quiet. I , fava beans, I had not brought the hat and saw plus dark brown did not make me a dick, the security men were sprayed with water almost every two minutes, we stocked up on water and a point I even arrived with buckets full of water and ice from which fished with glasses ... and that's because it had already passed out three. What's more they started to rehearse the fire from a dozen unions over the entrance of the Odeon. It was amazing how there came to every blaze on a gust of hot air, yet we were at least 7 meters.



's music pirates that spread in the air did not help at all, rather increased the sense of general tension. After lunch
Raffie bursts into tears because she wanted and Tonny has closely followed the case, for sympathy!
But we do not have time for snot, because we have to place the banners.
politely ask those wankers in front if we can hang our banners. Initially agree, As soon as the cameras begin to steer them asking them to Orlando Bloom, these licks penises go out of Sunday's melon.
really angry attack to complain, avoiding like the plague and the interviewers to be there for clarifying 'Jooohnneeeey' and not 'Olendou', after which, with their brains adapted to move very smooth from the scrotum, attach sheets of the billboard that says who knows thing, that the security men did their upbeat saying they were offensive.
"Poor cocksucker ..." I murmured, looking at them with condescension by yet hidden camera.
Johnneeeey I mean ... would not have stopped to give him after seeing those shots, as they do not even gave it to him before.
Those spatulas to shit failed to plug the mouth even when they came to interview for his wonderful banner Tonny, have necessarily had to scream that was beautiful and Orlando Johnneeeey
not ... I repeat ... so do not give him the same ... They
did the same thing to Ewyn interview that exposed his whole theory about Orlando, and I swelled with pride seeing his face interviewer that he expected a "sexy beast!" response.
I interviewed anyone m'aveva then I enjoyed it my way, I did redo a scene twice, the presenter who had the insane idea of shooting in front of me every time he passed him yelled "TOTTEEEEYYYY!! "
At one point, as expected, and I Betta we found Johnny's Version of 'Club of broken chips 2' ... this gang of prostitutes began to push two o'clock in the afternoon and all because we left 30 cm space not to crush the barrier in front of the two soffiablabla.
I say that after how we behaved in this award will go to paradise, but Betty says that for the pricks heaven is not there.
Perhaps you're right, it takes the evil in life, as you know that Ewyn army as a Marine, was leading his lips here and there to maintain its position.
I said, the crap they were just going to leave that space with an insult.
I wanted to turn around and say the "Look ... it's only half past two, they'll arrive around half past six I know there's no need to start pushing now 'cos now you're third row and third row you'll be later. I'm not going to let you pass ... savvy? "
had arrived by then and wanted to upset? ... Saw a beautiful world.
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in order of time is the ultimate experience reported (looks like a medical report), we finally reported at the same! And 'this too long and as usual the party Orlumosa is towards the end, if you read all make me very happy, but if the hormone is too much, you understand! ^ _-
(excuse me, I will update the pictures at another time)





This time I'll put the first version Inglese 'cos it's shorter! As always, please enjoy! ^ __ ^ (Sorry for now images are missing)







Just a word: sorry for my Inglese, for my writing, for my verbs and for all non-existing words I put in this little report. Enjoy! May, Warner Village Cinemas 'cos we love watching movies.
The usual Sandruman, aware of all His Majesty’s movings, gave me the tragic piece of news: Orlondon and his evil presence at the PotC 2 premiere.
“...and there’ll be Johnny Depp also!” she told me.
“...oh my...NOW I’m all right!...” I told her.
So, a couple of phone calls and web registrations later we bought our tickets to London, departure the 30 of June.
Then came the present: the beautiful spray-gun (or is it called ‘airbrush’?) painting by Sandrumans’ cousin Yellowfast, the quickest slaver-airbrusher (or is it something like spray-gunner? °_°) in the world. And, of course, the flag. “With what kind of slogan are we going to humiliate ourselves this year?” I asked kindly.
But, when we toke off we had both present and flag...and of course fear...of not to be able to see him...the same feeling as usual!
It seems that this year our team will be composed by:
- Sandruman aka Miss_muffin, with the alternative personalities of Mac Guyver and Wonder Woman, and the tasks of pillow raper, burden and four-letter words yeller. - Raffie aka Nanakomatsu: double beds stealer, airport security victim, filthy socks loser and highest Omnitel’s shareholder.
- Rosanna aka Ewyn, our bedroom story teller, culture promoter, japanese photographer and extremities masseuse. - Silvia aka Alles, gust of freshness; she was in charge of smiling happily, being enthusiastic of every corner of London and discourage Sandruman’s four-letter words yelling with a flap of eyelashes.
- Moi aka Belda or Erica if you like, scribe-in-waiting, football maniac (and most of all, football-players maniac), bollocks factory and vice-president of the frappuccino fan club.

We caught up with Alles and Ewyn in London and in the meantime, during the waiting for Orlando ‘take 5 seconds of lead, I’m saying it for your own safety’ Bloom, we devoted ourselves to the beautiful city and its history you know, British Museum, National Gallery, Trafalgar, Downing Street, Westminster Cathedral and stuff like that, led of course by Ewyn the tireless.
...well...with some diversions I guess.
Like what?
...uhm...me licking John Terry’s poster at Piccadilly Circus and yelling with a beer in my hand in any pub that showed some World Cup match or thinking to be Colin Farrell in ‘Phone boot’


...the amazing Gay Pride parade...the Starbucks Tour 2006 with Frappuccino-tasting...running up and down the stairs of Hamleys wearing pirates things giggling like school girls, buying marbles and crying on the PotC Trivial ‘cos we were poor.
We became fond of Enrico VIII and his troop of wives, we almost fought in Camden Town, risked to drown in the fog of our bathroom; Sandruman tried to invent various things with her Mac Guyver personality like, I don’t know, a pizza-oven with nothing else than a drawing pin, a pouch and a wig while Raffie tried to constantly kill herself tripping into wathever came around her feet; all constantly dreaming about Orlamb!
But Ewyn was no Martin Luther King, she didn’t need a dream, she had a plan and went for it the D-day.
For what concerned Alles she hadn’t a dream nor a plan...but she needed mouthguard and boxing gloves if I can tell...
Sunday we all met Tonny, Hendrica and Li for dinner in a beautiful Bistrò to get our strength to face the Fiendish Beeing while Raffie was sweating blood to speak english and believe me I don’t know why someone who sends thousands messages a day in fluent english would even bother to concern!
The day of all days Sandruman, Raffie and I got up at 5 am, proud to be such early risers.
When we got there, around 7 am ALL of the first row was gone.
I started swearing like a mountain man on a wrong path.
Some of them were there from the night before and coming to think about it was obvious...there were also Johnny’ fans.
It looked like there were ONLY Johnny’s fans, you know, like “Orlando? Oh no! I don’t give a fuck of Orlando Bloom! I love Johnny ‘sexy beast’ Depp!”
Well, the Johnny ‘sexy beast’ lovers got what I call an Underwear of Flames reaction when Orlove came, all of them bitching around and wanting his autograph but hey...they didn’t like him.
Anyway (prof Velli, for fuck sake, stop it!!) we had the whole day before us under the sun, with security men spraying us and distributing fresh water.
Early in the afternoon Raffie bursted into tears for no reason at all, dragging poor Tonny with her.
Sandruman slept dribbling over her rucksack, Ewyn took out sun cream, umbrella and studied the surroundings and the quality of the ground in case of a massive charge.
I could not know what Hendrica and Li were doing, guess they were quite fine.
Hendrica gave me a picture of John Terry, wich I kissed and begged for help under the frying rays of the sun.
Calling for Saint Totteeey didn’t help...
So, while PotC 2 Ost played in the background, we fought with the Johnny Depp faction of the Broken Cunts Society Part 2, who started pushing at 2 pm ‘cos we made the outrageous mistake of leaving some air between us and the first row.
But lets head towards the apparition of Orlager.
First came Johnny, white hat, sunglasses, bright clothes, gold teeth and with those Captain Jack Sparrow teeth he smiled to Sandruman who, don’t ask I don’t know, laughed him to scorn...
“What did you do yesterday?”
“Oh, nothing special...bought some lettuce, been at work and laughed Johnny Depp to scorn...”
After that she told me the Phantom Menace was approaching on our left.
Sweet Jesus I can see his hair!!
As usual I’m almost out of my mind, on tiptoe, stretching like a giraffe and on the verge of tears but when he stopped to read the beautiful flag of Tonny and knelt to sign it I really really wanted to jump beyond the barricades and heat his blockhead yelling words of endless love!
I don’t know what that scoundrel did to Li and Hendrica but I presume something terrible for he is evil like a puppy-dog.
While he was signing and killing girls with that (forbidden) smile of his, he din’t notice the shaky hand lurking towards him, and so he held it.
HA! What a mistake!
It was Raffie’s hand and she left the black mark on his palm to find him wherever he goes with her cracken!
Then he came (...) in front of Sandruman and me.
“That’s it! That’s the moment! It’s now or never!! (and no, Elvis, I won’t pay for copyright!)”
In the moment I started screaming “ORLAAANDO!! IT’S FOR YOU!! IT’S A PRESENT!!” Sandruman the opportune, held out the same old copy of the image when we gave him the shirt in London a year ago, for KoH premiere.
He knitted his Jesus Christ eyebrows and help me please, looked confused at the load of things hanging in front of him with a “What? Where?” face, then he saw the crappy copy and made a face like “Uhm...thank...ehm...you...”
“Where are you looking you heap of hair! Here! This! The picture!” I shouted waving 3 pounds of plexiglass painting on his face.
He turned to me, took the gift and smiled “It’s beautiful!”
“It’s handpainted!” I said. And don’t forget it.
And Ewyn “She made it!” pointing Sandruman.
Not the entire truth but there wasn’t enough time to explain.
He turned to Sandruman and asked “You did it?”
“YES!” she said, hoping she understood what he was asking...besides...she would have said yes to anything he could have asked!
Then she ‘carpe diem’ and blew a kiss at him who (hoppers upon him!) curled the upper lip blowing it back to her.
Damn you!
He should give some warning or whatsoever before doing something so dangerous!
I was cheek to cheek with Sandruman and saw it coming our way, floating in the air like a lethal poison, that kiss in disguise!
It should be declared an improper weapon...he should be treated like an improper weapon!!
After he went in with Johnny, Keira ecc and most of the people moved away we gained the first row, put the flags back in place and sat down on the dirt, on empty bottles, heads of lettuce and some dead bodies to wait for the end of the movie.
Not even the time to eat something we jumped on our feet as we heard screaming.
Looking up we saw them out on the balcony above the entrance.
I lost my temper...
I breathed in as deeply as I could and yelled out his name...maybe it was because an other hundred of people yelled with me the fact is that he turned to us, read the flag, thumb up, then he did the ‘victory’ sign with a hand and brought that very hand above his heart with his “Aaaaaaaaawwww!!” face.
But his foulness doesn’t end here...oh no!
He elbowed Keira and pointed at our flag.
Sandrumn read from her lips that she was saying “From Venice...wow!”
I was so glad!
I kept waving my hand like I was on the docks and he was on the sailing ship (with a straw hat and a red ribbon it would have been perfect), and Silvia, who weren’t able to see him earlier, took a chance to look at.
The poor girl found herself surrounded by a bunch of viragos and she-vickings who mashed her like a potato.
But Orly, the good hormone-fairy, came out on the balcony with a smile for poor Silvia too!
After that it was really time to go.
Security men shoved us.
We hid in a corner calling anyone to tell about him, then we headed to the same Bistrò of the evening before, lost in a multi-angle session of Premiere Dvds.
There’s nothing more to say about it, except that it was a wonderful experience (after all) and that I hope to find same people the next year (and I’m not talking about the Johnny Depp faction of the Broken Cunts Society Part 2) 'cause I Feel That We got along well!

So, I'm waiting for the prosecution of the hunt for the power to Orlando'hunk four'Bloom!





"Come on ladies. There's nothing to see! "The men of the security impel us to the bottom of the fence with extreme caution, while still roaring and drooling. We move
walking a few inches of waste including bottles, sandwiches, chairs, sets of keys and cell phone cases lost in the crowd and try to do it as slowly as possible.
is out Johnny, Keira also came out and they are already gone in the car ... but where the hell is Orlando?
We know, thanks to the compass hormone, Orfei circus that the beast is still inside the Odeon that scarrozza his apetite carcass lopsided pitch, but then why not come out?
But security guards are relentless and govern us to throw off the fence within which we were closed for 13 hours ...
stagger through the piles to try bicycle Leicester Square, while the other pens, even popping of saliva, some girls shouting obscene proposals stalwart guards.
Rosanna, Silvia, Raffi, and I reach the Sandruman Tonny & Co intent juicy details to share with three other girls veterans by Her Majesty The Light in the head and three seconds to open a unit of mobile phone telling you what happened to everyone we can think of to call.
staggered, as best I can dodge the cops, the bulldozers and the fences and stray I call my father.
"Father! Santa! We saw it! "
" Eh ... "
" We gave him the picture! He was happy! "
" Ah ... "
" Then we saw Johnny Depp! "
" Who is it? "
" This morning we have ... like who is he? "
" Eh ... I know ... "
" But ... "
" When come back? "" Tomorrow night. "
" We register the game? "
" ... yes ... "
" Be careful "
" ... dad ... you do not care a saw to know what happened? "
" It yes, as no "
" We've seen and ... "
" Brave "
" ... you okay, Daddy, hello, eh? "
" See you tomorrow "
To give satisfaction, definitely my father is in it!
But let's at my feet, there to demand attention as much as my bladder. The obnoxious kind
tile paving of the square do not help, more so as not to disprove I brought a pair of lightweight shoes that seems to be barefoot ... I was in the backpack of thong sandals comfortable but after 13 hours under the sun to roll around on the floor like a homeless drug addict I thought it was more civic avoid taking off .
"Well that's enough!" I believe in pain that now makes me miss the light of the eyes "we all go to the toilet!" And without waiting for an answer in Italian, English, Dutch or German as it was, Marco decided to services. Several gorgeous
screams at the edge of a hunting and porn ass paper later, we all go out and Totti and there arises a problem.
"Faaaame ..." but where, say, where to eat?





"THE COURSE OF OCTOPUS"



We were at the Warner Village Cinema, about a month and a half earlier.
In particular, the one time we went to amuse hormones with 'Ask the Dust'.
I was already anticipating the wickedness of Colin Farrell that makes me Betta
"Erica! I've got to give you some news! "With the smiling face of her ass.
"Oh my God ... and now what?" Puff. I'm afraid when he does that and she knows it.
"Orlando will be in London on July 3rd for the premiere of the Curse 2 ..."
moan of pain "No ..."
Svolazzar di sopracciglia “Vieni con me?”
“Che cazzo di domande fai! Ovvio che vengo con te, cretina!”
“Non vedo l’ora!” felicissima e determinata.
“Io no!…” con la faccia a pena di morte.
“Perché???” esterrefatta.
L’ho guardata quanto più eloquentemente possibile “Perché a stà girata so ESATTAMENTE quale inferno del cazzo mi aspetta!!!” La Betta ci pensa un secondo, poi mi fa “Pare che ci sia anche Johnny Depp!” L’anima m’abbandona “Ecco…ora si che sono più tranquilla…” Immediatamente Sandra and Raffaella goes in search of plane tickets and a hotel as I can: I do not have internet for seven months, I liberate the telecom carrier because they all have the mother pig!
Back to us ... the Yellow, with motionless hands sad bunny, this time there can be, and has had to make a very difficult choice: London and adore the food on the plane, or marry the man of her dreams?
Less evil is coming!
I wonder how we would be upset when those bastards rabbis of the Meridian do not have no lunch served on a flight that departed at 13.30, or dinner on a flight that departed at 19.15.
recommend dispassionately to choose another airline to fly, one that not only serves stuff at double the price and even then it has only 3 sandwiches all ... after a plane ticket for 220 euro, they could do better.
So at this point the group seems to be composed as follows:

-
Sandruman
called Sandra or Betta Miss_Muffin or with the alternate personality of Mac Guyver and Wonder Woman and the hormonal function of troublemakers, vomits pig, carcass weight and rapes pillows.
- Raffaella

called Raffie Nanakomatsu and let's stop here or else you do at night, with the function to deal with double beds, filthy smarritrice of socks, a victim of airport security and major shareholder of Omnitel.
- Rosanna

called Ewyn that does not rise to the simple task of CaronCiceroPastorAngelocustode, promoter of culture (because sa: ALL!), Bard chamber, Japanese photographer and massage ends.
- Silvia

or Elf or Alles or feet, the gust of freshness of the group, had the task of smiling always happy, enthusiastic about every corner of London and discourage vulgar pig Sandra with a heartbeat eyelashes. And finally

-

Moi, said Erica said Belda, with the function of court scribe, factory crap, addicted to football (and players) and vice-president of the Frappuccino
Fan Club

I, Raffi Sandruman we left Florence-Peretola June 30 to peck at the hotel with the other two.
_22 Giugno_ The Sandra calls me on the phone "Ericheit, are you tonight?"
"Mmmm ... yes ... why?" "Why does the banner tonight for the premiere!" "Yes? ... And which we intend to humiliate year sentence? "
" I wrote it Ewyn, listen: From Venice, to London Through Sanremo: Thanks Mr. Bloom! "or as he wrote Sandra during a test 'blooli'

quartered a sheet of Grandma Juliet chasing us with beaters screaming "Wild!" and we get to work reviving the masks used last year, while seeking to bring the word 'San Remo' with a 'through' the Yellow looks up to me shaking his big head yellow "As I see gray!"

But in the end, sweaty as mercenaries, we succeed and the banner is ready with lots of smiley faces and hearts.


Simple but nice, no? After the banner is the time of the painting, the gift of our poor Japanese farmers Calpestaci to His Majesty and of course who could do it in a day if not RapiClòd, the airbrushing / slaver World's Fastest?


is done on a metal plate and covered with shiny brick then a coach builder for this reason I, and Raffie Sandruman we allowed to lick it abundantly.
Thursday, 29 we found to give the final touch in the garden of yellow, under the attack of a giant moth who wanted to take command of the brain of the Raffie we wrote a dedication.
Then there was a moment of rampant insanity: I was lost in the replay of the head that would have given a time I had seen, with tongue out, squinting eyes, and splashes of flash, and while he rolled on the bed Raffie with a subluxation of the mandible, the Betta says
"I want to make me a picture with him!"
"I would only be able to brancicarlo ..." I say sucking the tongue.
"Is that all?" She says, "You just do the octopus!"
"Sandra" I make them with flames of determination in his eyes "... in the next 4 days you make me a course of octopus!"




"PORTUGAL: THE ISLAND OF FEMALES"



Bett'n'Raff Friday morning had to go to fetch the 11 split at 11.15 ... still nothing, so I decide to call me and Betta vocia that are coming in and out of breath had a small setback.
Did you know Arsenio Lupin had done?
He closed the lock of the suitcase with the key inserted to the loop inside the lock itself ... it was in good company anyway.
Raffie fact, I believe in solidarity, he had forgotten the charger the phone on the table and he's only noticed when you arrive at the airport, I was already singing victory that Papa Betta has returned home to take it.
But I say: Raffie forget the charger? It would be like if Superman
forget the coat!
To check in two hours because we put the girl at the counter was stoned that they had to open 2 other banks do not check in for us to miss the plane! The
Raffie started dancing on the spot.
"Raffie not worry, do not miss your flight!"
"No ... I have is that the baggy pants and this shit from spillettina nurse I have to keep them is too small!"
"Um, hell ..." I do the thickening eyebrows "... what you use?"
"I would take ..." twisting and pulling on the salamander as a compass needle under the nail "ARGH! ... a safety pin greatest"
Sigh "I do not blame me ... Sorry ... "" Not I ... "does the Betta. "Oh well ... it means that at most will stay in his underwear!" "Ahaahahahahahahahaha" laugh accomplice. But something was triggered in Betta.
I see how he keeps his eyes fixed in a ball in front of him.
Party stands for MacGuyver, Betta folds in half, bend over because it takes too normal and complicated system to force the hinges of his backpack.
Now, for the uninitiated, MacGuyver was a show of the 80s who told of this man from the dark past and the life is not exactly linear, it was so educated and so smart he knew all of chemistry, physics, the trigonometroplettica etc.. etc.. like a nursery rhyme and used his knowledge to get out of many troubles that happened. To say ... was a peach mold, a pen and a rubber band and built the atomic bomb, so kind, no?
But while we retrace the heroic deeds of MacGuyver, the Sandra finds what he sought and extracted from a small enclosure and white (with the need for sewing of a flea) to nurse a sword with which pierces the pants of Raffi.
We just have time to run to our gate and refining, was not even a Croatian terrorist, is turned inside out by a virago blonde hue of two meters by two. Obviously I
and Betta, blissful smile, we are nestled in a corner looking at it groped to look innocent as Frau Ceffo extracted with booster pads inside clasps, locks of hair of various sizes and textures, a bingo and pocket any object vibrating
... He let her go only after repeating the procedure three times and eyes ever smaller slit.
Betta and I was expecting to hear just say the words 'body cavity search', but we were disappointed.
Fortunately, the flight goes well, sense of suction of the internal organs apart. There were
monitor on almost every row of seats showing altitude, speed, travel time and temperature outside the airplane, and the path in real time ... they certainly have installed with the money saved from lunch ... so, to 39,000 feet altitude, I could see perfectly the coasts of Normandy and the arrival on the Brighton perched on the sea!
Just landed in British soil, when we were sitting, do we hear from the speaker above our heads "... encouraging you to get to know our wildlife ... Portugal: the island of females!"



"the Knight Bus"




"Okay, we got it wrong!"
By shrug go down to Gatwick, only this time they are prepared to hushed silence, we take your bags and looking for the Gatwick Express to pass by a store of fresh muffins.
"Yayyy!" Cry, because in the absence of Claudia someone has to scream. I do not care
whirling hands and ask him a blueberry while lutrumosa Raffie take a double chocolate, and desirous slobbering, terrifying the clerk. The Sandra
anything, because she lives ed'Orlando air and then they can always build a pizza oven with a hair slide, a spoon and a rubber ball.
Once you get on the train and systems are attacked by the desire to converse amiably with my Compagnucci Travel on our first impressions, I look up and see so



... no time to breathe a sigh of relief that have already checked the phones and texting are all happy, even the Betta with two hands and refining so fast that you do not even see the thumb.
close my eyes a crack and hiss, "If this is what you intend to do during your stay, you tear those phones out of hand, I turn off the vibration and I put them there Culu IN!"
laugh, totally unaware that oh! Yes it will! although lower gear so that both I and the Raffie we're ready to taste our muffin. tried, his eyebrows dancing, to steal the result of game from those big ass sleeping next to us even though they had a portable LCD TV, when Raffie, just to make it clear what was going on holiday, she screams "... WITH THE CHOCOLATE rimming!" shouted Maybe on a train Italy understands a person around the car, while in England ... well ... it's in English! run away from Victoria Station by train, metro and c'infiliamo Sailing to Earl's Court. There are only two lines in London, the green and yellow that make me swear like an ogre every time I take them, passing on the same track, I do not remember ever you should look at what is and where it goes in front of the train . This year and for a case entirely by chance, I took the right one, only that I had read that also passed Sloane Square.
"NO! We were wrong! All down! "Scream just read the name of the station and there scapicolliamo on the platform. Happy
of essermene noticed I look around, pull out the map, control ... we were on the right. I look up and the meter was still there, full of people watching us curiously.
and dazzling smile in a whisper, without moving your lips "Pretend you're nothing, we take the next ..."
When you finally go out in Earl's Court Road are like a bag of greasy fried fish and sweaty in August that a builder does not suck; us stopped a few paces beyond the entrance to the metro "Well ... we're the street where the hotel!"
I reach into my backpack, pull out the London Street Finder and I do not even time to open that
'FHUU!'
materializes beside us all smiling a little old man who makes us "Are you lost?"
Flap-flap ... blink of an eye and three seconds to figure out where he came from ...
"Er ... yes ... I mean, no ..."
"What street are you looking for?" more and more happy.
"Er ... ... Cromwell Road" really knew very well where it was, but it was so English incredibly this thing, we wanted to enjoy it all.
"Ah! Fine ... "is preparing to explain, then looks at us, I look and asks," What hotel are you looking for? ... "Frowns, then is" What is ... ... Hotel looking for? "And we
" MA! He speaks Italian! "... Mountains.
So, happy beyond words, begins to explain alternating some few words of Italian to English "And after the ... how do you say 'traffic light' in Italian?"
And I enjoyed it more and more "traffic light"
E him, that he enjoyed more than me "AH!" happy "FEMAFORO" The
looked shocked, a bit 'like watching a cat playing the violin, then suddenly exclaimed, "And there's a GRANDISSSSIMA STRAADAAAA"
When we said goodbye and thanked us almost sorry to see him go .
Seriously ... it jumped out of nowhere, not even had been lurking all day waiting for someone to put out a map, rather like the baton with the Knight Bus!




"TOTTEEEEEY!"



Going down I long in my eyes I see all the pubs to find where I watched the game in Italy that evening. Falls
Jesus, I had to see that game!
National teams are the only teams that I like to see play ... I am a football purist.
English football made by the British, Italian by Italian, German by the Germans, the French ... well, French by Africans, let's face it all. In
hotel after giving us the key to happily tell us that we are English and half in the 4th floor. For a moment I feared really happen like last year at the Garden View, where s'arrostiva hot elevator was broken.
I almost had heard the boy exclaims, "Ui haba lift!" Just as it is written and said in a When we go on, because more than one with the suitcase was not even there to pray cinegrese.
I go on first.
fuller 4th floor assisted by my sweat has run ten-fold increase in the short run (what the fuck there is carpet on the walls of the lift ?!?!?!) by in horror, throwing her suitcase in a corner, open the process, and scream when you hear the Raffie
exclaimed "God! What room of shit ... well, I'm going to pee ... "
But think about it and what it costs ('na shit) is not bad.
Pandruman and I take the single bed and a half by the window while the large ass of Raffie the other, with 2 pillows and everything for him ... damn ... I'm the only one that undoes most of the suitcase, bravely hanging my clothes in the closet: a hole in the wall lined with summarily un'aggiacciante greenish paper and closed with two half-boards fitted knob. Crutches, except two, are like those of the film 'Mummy darling'
"Cristiiina! What does a $ 300 dress on a hanger iron! ... Eh? "
" ... no mommy! ... Aaaahhh! "" It i'bbagno? Pulit'ì'bbagno ... did you? Andiam'a'ppulir'ì'bbagnooo " raffia hanging only three things in danger of forgetting, on the other hand, however, manage to lose the envelope of Nuvenia Ali & Penne with Teachers in the clips and even a whole bag of filthy socks. The Betta did not undo anything. Nestled in a corner of her suitcase that opens and closes every morning and evening without a trace of self ... except of course that on my pillow ... ...
We then knock on the door and Ewyn Alles, that Rosanna and Silvia were returning from a expansion of their cultural revolutions, as we always do in these cases, we compare our rooms. Theirs was smaller but with the larger bathroom and beautiful and I and the others envy us abandon for about 3 minutes.
After that it was the turn of the shower without a bidet in the bathroom, no windows broken and the vacuum cleaner: washing the Betta (30 seconds flat as dressing), raffia (40 minutes by gargling screams from sudden slips and nap in the shower) and when it's up to me is like stepping into a geyser.
There is a fog so dense that I have to put fins and snorkel to get to the tank.
We decide to always leave the door open ... except for a couple of times and I Raffie rotten worse than before we went out and then we innocently ask "But why the fuck I held the door shut?" While
yell "Hurry hurry ! Start game! Presto! "Raffie and stumbles a bit 'everywhere (let's say that he tried hard to split his face in the room for 5 days) we go out, agree with others that we have reached wherever they had stopped the fury of my football.
The Betta, knowing me, I was ordered to refrain, you never know they were all full of beer and for Ukraine, but had not calculated Ewyn: with a handful of chips on the fork stuck screaming like a Viking from any act of 'Italy! Fortunately
and strange, they were all for Italy.
We go up to the first floor of 'The Prince of Teck' and there was only a table behind a pillar where you could not see the mega screen ...



At the end we had to sit there with a table sl buzzurrone incrediviglioso chopped fish'n'chips that under the mustache.
I was all in my world.
Eating the national dish in an English pub, drinking beer and watching the game made me very happy ... but I, you know, I'll settle for short!
Just bring us that blaze raging on the plates of fried English for over 150 years, our table-mate's face is ultra rough knowingly, because the custom has it that in English pubs (as they almost there live) you do not understand who you are at the table with more and what is your dish!
The game had already started a bit 'when we reach up and Rosanna Silvia, but the thing that throws me off is when the English chronicler says' Totti'. Every time I panned with laughter.
While Raffa Flesca bad on the laptop he was using a Chinese msn, Italy takes the lead.
"But ... but ... it is using all the Chinese characters! ... But how the hell do it?" An occasion
Among other goals, I hear that Silvia is a fan of Queen as much as myself and we start reason underwear Freddie Mercury when suddenly exclaimed, "You know, when I lived in England as a teenager, I went with a friend's house and Freddie I wrote a dedication on the wall with the whitebait m'è ... almost had a heart attack when I saw the video shot of 'Made in Heaven'! "
auks the Silvia looks at me, points the finger at me and makes me" You I remember! Is that your writing? I can not believe! "
I think it was in 1995, I wrote 'Our Queen Freddie UR! We love you! ' our names and date. I tell her that if I had to go back I would not have known how to find even kick your ass when Ewyn, with the eye long ago, "What is the problem? I'll take you! "
So, with reporter yelling" Totteeeey "go out and follow in Cicero a road in front of our hotel.






"teddy bears WANT TO ORLANDO"




Ten years since I had traveled that route on a cloudy morning ... um ... maybe in February? But I see with horror that there is no trace of the writing and that the wall has been repainted with a paint which, says Ewyn makes inpraticabile the wall for graffiti.
M'indigno and protest, then I point out that 15 years have passed and maybe the new owners had a little 'broken the fucking wall scrawled with delirious fans. There
ritrasciniamo hotel where we were received in spagnosilianoghese, c'infiliamo supposed to trickle into the elevator, and we set an appointment for the next morning at eight Tottey for breakfast.
still remain in the carpet of the idea that there was some substance ... stupideficente before 1:30 there was no way to go to sleep.
A kind of demon possessed the brain is forcing us to make us your photos so idiotic that we have repeatedly threatened to piss on him and be eaten alive by Ewyn that, with the room next door, clearly heard our nitrites. A
this demon must be liked so much that our company has come back the next night and the next and so on until at the end of the stay.
never laughed so much and so rudely when in fact it would have been given to suppose that we were sawed in two, cooked, marches and helpless.
sounds the alarm, a lightning rips the sky, Sandra jumps up, followed by the initials of Wonder Woman and rushes to the bathroom
"WONDER WOMAAAAAN! All the world is waiting for youuuuu! Tarattararattattarattaaaaaa! And the power you posess! Lalallaralallaaaa! "
... to get out 30 seconds after being fully dressed and with backpackers.
... silence ... I raise my head hard, I look with barely concealed disgust and I "... What I have to go get dressed ... I suppose ..." The text does not Raffie. is still lying face down in his own drool and has not moved a muscle despite the thunder and the music. Sandra While trying to wake the Raffie with supplex Antonio Inoki, a 619 and a head to the mysterious torcibudella, I am human in five minutes and I'll get to lovingly kick our little friend because we are late and I feel that Ewyn and Silvia have stuck with the 'Ride of the Valkyries' and we are waiting outside the door with the light of culture in the eyes!
Once you got out and after the Raffie has stumbled three times in the sheet, in the case and into the toilet bowl, let's slap with the giant ants that we had taken the table, lose miserably and take refuge in 5 in a table of three.
Sipping a coffee that was dirty water, even worse than the worst barley coffee, we are dedicated to the conspiracy of the morning program.
"Must I go in an English church! Take a donut to Homer and drinking frappuccino from Starbucks! ... Then you do not break any more balls, "they cried.
even finished talking, you hear a ticking fast and accurate and we know that comes from the head of Rosanna who is planning the route.
Five minutes later and with protruding stomachs of toast and takes us out of the tube to Westminster.



Ewyn shows us the parliament, tells the story and as we ascend Parliament Street, I see a phone booth and takes me an idiot.
"Raffie! Raffie! Show me a picture! "I make by tossing the camera.
"Eh? But where are you going? "He asks as he grabs her and see me disappear into the cabin.
"I do ... 'In line with the murderess'!"


arrive at Downing Street, thanks to the terrorists is completely enclosed by iron gates and guarded by police and later at Army Headquarters, with relative impaled guard that always makes me incredible impression, give a fleeting glance at the St. James's Park, before climbing back up to Trafalgar with Ewyn that shows us all obelisks and monuments that we encounter on our way.
Unfortunately Nelson's Column and scaffolding but it is there that we want to bring Rosanna.
In the air there is a festive peal for whatever opportunity that comes from the church of St. Martin's in the Fields where the baptized children of the real ... to my joy the church is closed, but we deprive ourselves of a stroll in and at the coffee shop in the crypt.
There was a lot of Celtic craftsmanship with which I rub your eyes, but with the logic 'So I go to Ireland in August and I buy everything there,' I do not buy anything.
in Ireland then I'm not going anymore, so I took it twice ... IN Culu! Just when we
from that place of worship & Trade inevitabilemnte see something that reminds us that the world is beautiful because it is varied, but most of all the Gay Pride is at hand!
We thought it was Sunday, the day after ...



How wrong we were!
The next stop is Piccadilly Circus, with the statue of Eros. There
unleashing a photo to listen to the historical cases of Ewyn when, with the corner of my eye, I see something I impesterà the rest of the holiday ...



Maybe not to think about what I had to face on Monday, since then give me to find a poster of John Terry. (England defender)
Meanwhile Raffie takes me to lick her giant. The sign
pink rectangular donut shop calls me like a siren, we pass to one who preaches that Jesus is sitting in the sun on the sidewalk with a microphone and amplifier and conquer our lutrumoso piece of sweet dough, and round with a hole, glazed and not ... we have raised the hair on the ass for a donut and a cup of tea is a detail.



After the donuts we go to Hamley's because Betty had to take the doll for her granddaughter fimbles of ten months.
As we enter is the delusion. There
scattered, some on the stairs of Narnia, who for the escalators up to the guards who six feet tall ... pretty much everything in there, for one thing: the trivial on PotC!
cursing at times because we are poor, we do all 5 floors drooling, especially on gadgets and the Curse of the action figures and reflect poetically to buy some marbles to the famous stand of marbles.
One thing that really cute teddy bear is the country where you doing your own! Choose with your head stuck the empty body, including cats, bears, dogs, elephants, monkeys and so on. etc.. Go to the machine gun cotton and fill, you can choose your pre-recorded voice in the verses of the animals or affect something you, then choose its colorful wooden heart, take him to the bench next to sew clothes and finally as you like! What
romantic, is not it?
so romantic that I could not help myself.
I appropinquata pitch lopsided eyes and a slit to the basket with small white plastic square registratorini, I began to grasp one by one and record "Orlando vooooglio you!" A cavernous voice and Saving Silverman.
After a while, 'the Raffie I found that I laughed and pulled away evil thinking of the poor wretch that he heard the explosion of my hormones, albeit in Italian ... the tone was enough!




'wives HENRY VIII "



Once we find out in the main street, only an hour before sgormbra and Linda, all fenced and there is a question" What is now the Gay Pride? "
Then we take a front row seat under a hot sun because it can not bear to miss!
begin to arrive armed with the first whistle to incite the crowd but the wagons and drag queens the strength of the event!
I enjoy taking pictures like crazy and continue thinking that there are a couple of friends who burst to be in my place right now ... I even ancestry a little bit to be honest, why spend that much better and stuff that I do not think that those will never even a little bit and not even by mistake puts me on a certain sadness ...


After about half an hour I start to feel your brain swell and I seek refuge with the Betta in Hamleys , since even the Silvia was going to erect legs we decided to go to eat at Starbucks (SIIIII! !!!).
my joy when I sat with my pickles & cheddar sandwiches and my frappuccino I let you imagine!


Right after lunch we decide to separate.
I absolutely had to go and see the England game in a pub drinking beer and perhaps prolonging his eyes on some bell'inglese while they would go to the National Gallery.
I was sorry a bit 'not to see it, but I do not think I will get time soon to be in England for their World Cup, while the National Gallery from there do not move anyone! We go to Starbucks and pamperipimpumpam there's a cock! In the true sense of the word, not a hurdle, not a British flag rose, but a pair of buttocks outside ... almost make sense of how efficient 'sti English! In the meantime I am desperate. As usual when looking for one, the pubs are hidden all those that we are all with entrance fee, at the end they let me in Trafalgar where there is a giant screen, believing that provide us the game instead of the cocks!
transmit a concert by the Gay Pride.
At that moment I have a motion of hate.
Open your nostrils and gritted my teeth in the usual expression by battle, I remember that the road traveled that morning had seen a handful of pubs, so I start to whirl up the legs as I did not care, if it means I had to return to Westminster see that game!
I toss in a little pub peak, with the television really small but it's better than nothing.


sweaty and elated I look around me, because I wanted to see the game in the middle Saxon exclamations Avoid to a place apparently set back, then look a Guinness, grab a chair and grinning all nests to one side.
Poor idiot I am ... in about ten minutes hath been filled so I had to do lip me know about them not being able to sit on his lap, I can only move in the second half, among other things next to two beautiful boys who ... I was just under the TV and had to break my neck to see these details.
Meanwhile, the match was warming but the result was not released, plus the beer starts to work, I was sweaty ice and legs mou. I was not that there is too used to it, unlike the two next to me, already the third pint for half of the second half ...
At one point thrown out Rooney (incidentally, one of the few remaining attackers to England that Owen is broken after all) and I reduce the eyes slit quick look around and assume the nuances of the chair to blend. Once
to extra time, those two next to me started to get nervous, but for now are limited to characters such as "Petit! What a tit! "(Petit is a player of Portugal)
This then will provide me with an opportunity to broaden the cry 'Totteeeeyyy!' to 'Totteeey! What tetteeeey! '
behind us while you put two little girls, perhaps residue of Gay Pride, at least as smanacciavano with obvious satisfaction and a sense of superiority and challenge, which came just to break my balls: hysterical shrieking, cheering for one hour with no sense now for the other team and other things that had the sole purpose of making more nervous the two next to me.
Under normal circumstances I would have turned and I said to go to leccarsela somewhere else but when I was stuck in the crowd roaring drunk, and too close to the shootout.
Thus, while the other girlfriends spent an afternoon with cultured Ewyn stories about famous paintings es'immaginavano Orlando dress Virgin Mary descend from their risk of being kicked out laughing as I had wanted a bicycle and pedaled.
England, As we know, lost on penalties and I turn into Golgo 13
crawling the walls and slip out the pub, before the situation becomes violent.
Unfortunately for the concern I have not even been able to enjoy the juicy and numerous shots of Terry ... I wonder why I politely these guys a bit 'worn out?


in the pub next to me waiting for the girlfriends, relax, and culturally enriched.
collapse in the chair with his eyes bulging.
"How is it over?"
"They lost on penalties ... ..."
"Ohccazzo ..."
saying it all, a little 'I hoped that we would lose, so must return home and land somewhere, right? Later I'll call my father for sticking to the dish and find out where and when they land. Meanwhile
you decide to eat there.
Eggs, roasted ham and chips seemed to me a good choice but the ham was in so many preservatives that if it moves under the light returned an extraordinary iridescent effect.
Raffi Betta drag me to the bar with them if they do not understand something ... let alone the lacchezzi ordering, since all three we had forgotten the name of a dish at the time of paying the guy makes
" It's thirteen forty! "The
Raffie pulls out his wallet, shot hair, eyebrow and dance with velvety voice makes him "yesss!" and smiles with all the teeth that, then lowers his head, pretending to look for loose change in purses and, still smiling, teeth unlock or moving the lips, shelling the eye pattern on the temple and lizard hissed at me "What did he say?"
When we go from there, the situation has already deteriorated.
begin flocking to small crowds of drunken English, some quite young, others very trombabili, so we hurry to the subway, except that, suddenly gone mad, I am reminded of a delightful scene.
Passing the British drunk I hum
"You are out of the world! And Italy will not! Gnagno gnagnagnaaaa! "But then we imagine what would have happened if I had done something like that with raffia, a moment before entering the subway
asking" Wait a minute! Where's Erica? Stop! We can not leave without her, "then he turned and saw me run by a horde of fans was fierce and
" No matter! Let's go! "Just like in the trailer of PotC 2.


After this exploit meet Will Turner to Charing Cross and salute as they should ...


So I crash on a pole just outside the Earl's Court, bounce up Ewyn I catch the fly and reach the hotel.
not happy after the evening I will try to split his head up suddenly pulled out from under the sink ... so! Because life needs a little 'extra pain! From there we
good figliuuuuoooole diligently shower drink a bit 'fizzy water, I'll jump on the bed and do a phenomenal burp.
"SBRRAAAA"
raffia rolls his eyes and I am "Health Colin!" I
, infonltendo eyebrows "FUCK!" And down
laughter.
He thought for a second and then say, "If you're interested I can fart!"
But I still pocket the balls that we divide our girlfriends.
Since it was a phenomenal hot in those days in London, I'm sure no one is using the kettle, because there is no Claudia, then exclaimed, "I have to put these balls in a place where you will never boring! Ah! I found it! Put the tea into the cup! "

* knock knock *" Who is it? "
" We are Silvia and Rosanna! We came to take tea with you! "
However, while Sandra gets elbowed the radiator shouting" ATCHAAAAA! "Mom Ewyn of bedtime stories is positioned on the bed with us all along to listen and tells Henry VIII and his wives. I
Raffie and we are particularly concerned, 'this stuff is better than Beautiful!
If only the school had told us so!
We are at the point where Henry married that great cow Catherine of Aragon, not puolo more and wants instead get busy with the famous Anne Boleyn (who has not had a great idea). But how can
, as is in fact still married?
"NO! Do not tell me ... I guess Ewyn alone! "I concentrating.
raffia, enthusiastic, decides to play with me 'We help you get rid of Catherine Henry'
"It beats the stone and is also married Anna!" I exclaimed.
"No ... not if he could ..."
"Um ... then marriage is the child and then if zifona he" tries to Raffi.
"stain ... if he could not ..."
"returned to the sender with a nice kick in the ass!" I, convinced of having given us.
"Not if he could ..." and I
Raffie we think about it then, seized by sudden inspiration and incredibly happy to have found the obvious solution "AH! THE KILL! "We chorused.
Oh well, I think we all know what did actually concocted Henry VIII and refining except me ... (which I think was easier kill ...)

END OF PART ONE