Smart Girls / Girls intelligent
Yesterday I was coming back home after six hours of lectures, under the rain, hungry and with no battery in my I-pod when a group of girls walks over nearby, busy chatting on a very high culture subject...
One of them, proudly, declares
"You knew that in Greece pelicans are dying because drunk englishmen bugger them?"
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Ok ok...easy now and follow me please while I try to figure out this statement:
- first, the place "Greece"...why on earth Greece???
- spiece "Pelicans" with all the animals in this world! Do you have an idea of how difficult it is to get near a pelican?
- who "englishmen" yes...Greece is FILLED with english people! They pop from everywhere! -_-'
- and most of all "drunk" mph!
- what do they do "buggering pelicans"...oh yeah! This is a popular form of tourism; they give you a bottle of beer, a condom and a motel key to go with the pelican...
- in the end "the pelican dies" if...and only IF you, drunk, can catch a pelican with two meters of wing span, at night because I don't think it's a good idea to be running on the reefs with a full erection under the shining sun and after all this you succeed in buggering a pelican: why the fuck it's got to die????
The momente I heard this massive bullshit I bursted into a laughter in the middle of the street, all alone!
If these are the youngsters we're ruined!
Well, yesterday I was returning after six hours of afternoon lessons from the department of linguistics, it was raining, I was hungry and I had also downloaded the mp3 player's battery when I pass by the girls who were entertaining a conversation with a high level intellectual ...
One of these is at one point, thoroughly convinced
"Did you know that in Greece the pelicans are dying because the British drunk bugger them?"
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Time: or was out of 'La pupa and nerd' or we are ruined! Follow
reasoning:
- The place "Greece" ... why in Greece?
- especially the "Pelicans" with all the animals we are! But you know how hard it is to approach a pelican? That'll kill you!
- about "The English" because Greece is full of English ...
- and more "Drunk" oh well!
- they do "bugger pelicans" ... of course, tourism is extremely popular, they give you a bottle of beer, a condom and the key to a motel room to go with the pelican
- conclusion "pelicans die" ... if it was that you, too drunk, unable to catch a pelican with a wingspan of two meters, at night of course because the rocks by day a cock standing to run behind a pelican do not think is the case, and we'll succeed in spite of everything ... why should bugger to die? Hmm ... perhaps of disgust.
As soon as I heard this shit (I think the biggest of the earth so far) I burst out laughing with his mouth open and all alone in the middle of the road and I could not share it with you! Only
I missed the logic of this statement or that he was an alien??
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